<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477</id><updated>2012-02-17T09:01:15.649+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ulysses</title><subtitle type='html'>Malcolm's Rants</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>240</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1750385511607621540</id><published>2011-10-09T17:16:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-10-09T17:16:50.823+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Summer fling dont mean a thing</title><content type='html'>Been a disappointing holiday so far. Let me highlight the emphasis on "SO FAR".&lt;br /&gt;Europe in only 6 days!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I cant remember being more for anything! Well okay, I remember being this excited for my Los Angeles trip a year ago :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Going back to why the holidays are disappointing so far, is because everyone is busy like hell. Working, family problems/commitments, army. Well, I did manage to keep myself busy most days hanging out with who over is free, working short jobs and gymming. And the other days Im just keeping up with all the mini series I follow :)&lt;br /&gt;Wish I could've spent more time with my bros though. I dont ever want us to grow apart :(&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1750385511607621540?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1750385511607621540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1750385511607621540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/10/summer-fling-dont-mean-thing.html' title='Summer fling dont mean a thing'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3888882980431704404</id><published>2011-09-30T21:39:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T21:39:13.151+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Life in the fast lane surely makes you lose your mind</title><content type='html'>Best Singapore Grand Prix yet.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All thanks to my sister, who's working communications at RedBull Singapore, managed to score me Premium Walkabout passes all 3 days. On top of that a VIP pass to the Paddock where I had full access to the drivers. and to the pit garage! :D&lt;br /&gt;Spotted so many prominent figures in F1 racing. besides the racers, there was Jessica Michibata, Sir Jackie Stewart, Paula Malai, Steve Slater, and a guy I thought looked like Djimon Hounsou. But its probably not him haha. Race was definitely action packed. But since I had premium walkabout tickets, I spent most of the race roaming the track and following the race at every big-screen along the way. Bumped into loads of friends too working for F1.. oh boy does F1 pay well.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Followed the RedBull singapore team to Velvet Underground to celebrate Vettel's victory, and then club-hopped to Neverland. pretty sick night. Got really tipsy after velvet cause they had loads of free shots and I was on an empty stomach :( I sobered up pretty quick though luckily, and I REFUSED a&amp;nbsp;lap dance&amp;nbsp;by some&amp;nbsp;Taiwanese&amp;nbsp;girl. Seriously.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Thinking back now, why did I refuse that dance.. fuuucckkkkk&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3888882980431704404?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3888882980431704404'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3888882980431704404'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/09/life-in-fast-lane-surely-makes-you-lose.html' title='Life in the fast lane surely makes you lose your mind'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-160235233032267481</id><published>2011-09-30T21:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-09-30T21:10:58.893+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Who is gonna make it, we'll find out in the long run</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Its been pretty long since my last post,.. I blame it all purely on laziness. No more excuses like no time, procrastinating and 'nothing to post about'&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Lets see, its been an&amp;nbsp;exhilarating week. Formula 1 Singapore Grand Prix, Clubbing, and working with one of my best friends I've known for 12 years. Working with Afiq was one of the most enjoyable experiences I've had since my working stints with Jon and Eugene. We talked and joked about everything under the stars,&amp;nbsp;reminisced, and was even 'educated' by our new friend Raja Kannan about sex. We nicknamed him Kanna the Sextarian. haha. good times.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Been working tremendously hard to earn that extra buckaroos so then I can spend more when im in Europe. My DSLR already cost me over 1500 bucks. So im a little cash strapped now :(&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;We can handle some resistance if our love is a strong one&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-160235233032267481?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/160235233032267481'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/160235233032267481'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/09/who-is-gonna-make-it-well-find-out-in.html' title='Who is gonna make it, we&apos;ll find out in the long run'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7598793276926191620</id><published>2011-08-23T02:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-23T02:01:13.535+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its a little like Wong Fu Weekends?</title><content type='html'>okay Im just gonna make a little post now cause its still slightly more than an hour till the ManUtd - Spurs game.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Stuff Gadget Magazines Event at Club Avatar was off the hook! I mean free flow of drinks -not only house pours but very good mixes-, club filled with models, and not to mention the go-go dancers! hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My sis, who works at RedBull Singapore, got us some VIP passes :D&lt;br /&gt;Wont really go through the details for the night, but I got to take a picture with the pretty Dawn Yang (:&lt;br /&gt;She has outrageously fair skin complexion! and in that short conversation I had with her she seemed really nice and sweet. [okay don't judge me]. Managed to get loads of photos, will upload it all into the Photo section after im done with my exams.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;A couple days after, had a terrible studying session with Leyon. Totally fell asleep reading my notes at Terminal 3's Macdonalds. Extremely disappointing really.. and so was that&amp;nbsp;pepper&amp;nbsp;Mcgrill.. revolting!&lt;br /&gt;After that I left to meet Sophia and Shaun for mass at Holy Trinity Church. If any of you guys heard the gospel this week, it was about whether people go to church out of obligation(forced to) or whether they go because they really wanted to. Its something to think about for a lot of people. I know loads of friends who are going to church for all the wrong reasons Keep the faith guys #Believe&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7598793276926191620?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7598793276926191620'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7598793276926191620'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/08/its-little-like-wong-fu-weekends.html' title='Its a little like Wong Fu Weekends?'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4973336875678603580</id><published>2011-08-23T01:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-23T01:42:42.426+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I go to TRL look how many hugs I get</title><content type='html'>So just a couple of days ago I was&amp;nbsp;at a bar, with some bros, and we decided to order Martini's. This sorry sod (around my age), clearly drunk, walks over to me and says "Martini's&amp;nbsp;are for girls, why don't you man up and order beers".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;what the hell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So a guy drinking a Martini is not manly? yet a guy drinking a beer constitutes being manly?&lt;br /&gt;Since when is your manhood judged on what you drink or what you eat? I for one hate beer. I absolutely hate it.. It bloats you up so fast everything else you drink tastes like crap. Not to mention you grow a flabby gut, get drunk faster, and puke your insides out! oh yes.. very manly I see.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ever heard this line? "eat your meat son, so you can grow strong like your daddy" (my dad actually does say that haha)&lt;br /&gt;- I mean you don't go around picking on male vegans saying they're less of a man because they don't eat meat. Nor do you go to guys who don't gym and say they're not tough enough to be considered a 'man'. Do you really think those &lt;i&gt;ah peks&lt;/i&gt; or &lt;i&gt;ah bengs&lt;/i&gt; at the coffee shops downing beer are real men? Do you really think wannabes at clubs chugging beer are real men?&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Any ways, I looked this sad case in the eye and told him to jog on. I mean,.. it wasn't necessary to spoil my night over some drunk cunt thinking he's a seasoned alcoholic. Soon enough however he threw up all over himself. Real man indeed. &lt;br /&gt;Last laugh belongs to me buddy&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4973336875678603580?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4973336875678603580'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4973336875678603580'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-go-to-trl-look-how-many-hugs-i-get.html' title='I go to TRL look how many hugs I get'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4952513744149326463</id><published>2011-08-11T13:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-11T13:24:32.770+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Nani Nani.. Nani Nani.. Heyyy Heyyyyeehhh.. Nani Nani</title><content type='html'>Yep. Football season is back, kicked off with the Community shield between Manchester United and Manchester 'Shitty'.&lt;br /&gt;I went down with some buddies to Durty Nellys Irish Pub, which is the official venue for all Manchester United games this season, to catch the match. It was extremely frustrating watching 'Shitty' lead at half-time, 0-2 when United deserved to be 5-0 up.&lt;br /&gt;Well us fans never gave up hope and cheered our team on with gusto, singing song after song. The night ended with United&amp;nbsp;prevailing 3-2 through a Chris Smalling goal and 2 fantastic strikes fron Nani. The title Comeback Kings is truly ours!. Great night, great company. GGMU.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4952513744149326463?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4952513744149326463'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4952513744149326463'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/08/nani-nani-nani-nani-heyyy-heyyyyeehhh.html' title='Nani Nani.. Nani Nani.. Heyyy Heyyyyeehhh.. Nani Nani'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2387270013317988991</id><published>2011-08-11T13:12:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-11T13:12:40.325+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I took my time, I hurried up</title><content type='html'>29/7/11.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Probably a date to remember. Passed my manual driving test on my first try, after only 19 lessons (26 lesson for the average man). And the great thing is my dad is pretty happy to let me drive around, he's just afraid that I might pick up some friends and forget myself. God im afraid that happens too.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2387270013317988991?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2387270013317988991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2387270013317988991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/08/i-took-my-time-i-hurried-up.html' title='I took my time, I hurried up'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2139342191731741056</id><published>2011-08-09T01:19:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-08-11T13:02:44.443+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Favourite actors ever Top 8</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Not in order&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Al Pacino&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Morgan Freeman&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Leonardo Dicaprio&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Tom Hanks&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Brad Pitt&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Marlon Brando&lt;br /&gt;George Clooney&lt;br /&gt;Sean Connery&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2139342191731741056?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2139342191731741056'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2139342191731741056'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/08/favourite-actors-ever.html' title='Favourite actors ever Top 8'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6498260530497018375</id><published>2011-07-22T00:16:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-22T00:17:47.749+08:00</updated><title type='text'>You say you got a resolution, well you know..</title><content type='html'>Well, its project submission week!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I think my groupmates are pretty dynamic. Efficient and Effective. We managed to get our shit together, collate everything, edit and put the finishing touches on our projects. This day probably marks the end of a load of stress Ive been having for weeks now. I can finally focus on my tutorials and my other&amp;nbsp;endeavours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All thats left is Presentations and the MS project. OH Yeah... ! and the damn Final Skid for my theatre class -I play a Bartender with anger issues-. carries a 40%&amp;nbsp;weight-age so I gotta focus a lot on that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Other than that. Next week will officially be the end of all projects and presentations :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Driving's been pretty sucky lately. Gonna attribute my shitty driving to high stress levels lol. Hopefully pass the stupid test first time cause my pride depends on it haha. FIRST TIME!! CMON!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6498260530497018375?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6498260530497018375'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6498260530497018375'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/i-said-to-man-are-you-trying-to-tempt.html' title='You say you got a resolution, well you know..'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3231440304403970823</id><published>2011-07-19T23:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-21T23:52:00.667+08:00</updated><title type='text'>It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right.  I hope you had the time of your life.</title><content type='html'>Saturday July 16. Cass' 21st Birthday. Man was it a little tense in the morning. Nothing went right, planning was absolute crap. Yet the day was fulfillingly awesome.&lt;br /&gt;Got to USS early in the morning to get a jump start on our day. Immediately ran to the Battlestar Galactica Human ride. It was a pretty decent roller-coaster but TAME compared to the Cylon.&amp;nbsp;Mummy ride was pretty good too!&amp;nbsp;went on it 5 times with Eugene&amp;nbsp;taking full advantage of the single-rider queue (while Cass, Danny and Travis went to watch the waterworld show). By noon we were massively hungry,.. So headed for the turkey leg stand and to the Pizza restaurant. Turkey leg was exquisite., but nothing compared to the ones in the US. Played loads of mini games that helped loads to burn time while queuing. Managed to ride the Cylon a couple more times, and the Madagascar boat crap before we had to leave for Keppel Club for the Dinner buffet party. We didnt really get to do many other rides because of that little time we had, but we made the most of our time-even managed to cam whore everywhere haha(pictures up soon)-&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Buffet Dinner was especially special with all the extended family and all Cass' friends coming to celebrate her 21st.&amp;nbsp;Location was near perfect, food was really great and company even better. After cutting cake and more celebrations, everyone headed back to the crib for more drinking and games(the old school truth or dare). Since the party was partially sponsored by RedBull, there was free flow of redbull and enough vodka to go around. I could say after a few games the dares started to get a little.. well dare-ry. I got kissed by Danny wearing lipstick,.. Clara had to prank call someone, selling herself, and the birthday girl had to french kiss Danny! load of small talk followed and I completely crashed on the couch.&lt;br /&gt;Woke up the next day around 2pm with a&amp;nbsp;stomach ache lmao. Dont think anyone threw up, but im very sure there were bad hangovers.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3231440304403970823?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3231440304403970823'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3231440304403970823'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/its-something-unpredictable-but-in-end.html' title='It&apos;s something unpredictable, but in the end it&apos;s right.  I hope you had the time of your life.'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5560003151251977057</id><published>2011-07-17T17:01:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-17T19:08:08.071+08:00</updated><title type='text'>You can only lean on me for so long</title><content type='html'>Theatre Classes are getting so demanding nowadays. Did I think Understanding Theatre was gonna be easy? Heck yes I did, but if I can manage to score a B grade it would feel like distinction! Not that my acting sucks or anything, just that we have to fuse everything we've learnt in to a short skid, and is way harder than it sounds. Not to mention my theatre tutor, Paul, is pedantic and his expectations are way too high.&lt;br /&gt;I think my theatre classmates are pretty cool people and that helps make the class really funny and fun, keeping my mind of the shitty final play and other projects I've got piling up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Celebrated Yilin's 18th on Thursday, after theatre class with the PunkRed group. Had loads of fun really eating ramen and laughing our asses off stalking people on FB and&amp;nbsp;re-enacting&amp;nbsp;each others FB profile pictures. Got treated to my first ever Frolick which was pretty decent.. After stalling Yilin to buy time for the others to buy a cake, we finally cut cake, and sorta pelted her with icing. haha purposely missed her mouth and prayed the icing all over her face &amp;nbsp;:D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5560003151251977057?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5560003151251977057'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5560003151251977057'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/you-can-lean-on-me-for-so-long.html' title='You can only lean on me for so long'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5123771101607968834</id><published>2011-07-14T21:46:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-17T20:59:20.400+08:00</updated><title type='text'>We're waxing down our surfboards</title><content type='html'>For years I have been procrastinating going to try out the cable skiing at Ski360(which is just a 5 minute walk from my house) or for the flow riding down at Wavehouse Sentosa.&lt;br /&gt;So I finally went with Eugene to wavehouse to try it out and gawd did I suck at it. The whole 2 hours I was there I kept getting wiped out. Longest I was on standing was around 30 seconds when I had a flashback on how I used to do a little skateboarding. the rest of the time I spent trying to be too smart which inevitable meant falling my my ass or my face (last fall was on my neck which was pretty&amp;nbsp;excruciating), I think even the young kids there thought I was a joke.&lt;br /&gt;I think I&amp;nbsp;didn't&amp;nbsp;do THAT badly since it was my first try&amp;nbsp;any ways&amp;nbsp;and I guess I had my moments. The fact that Eugene was doing way better than me made me wanna try harder but I may have ended up failing harder haha&lt;br /&gt;In all I really had an awesome time. The sun was scorching so fuckin bad and I had to put sunblock every 5 minutes. I think if I&amp;nbsp;didn't&amp;nbsp;put all the sunblock, the sun burn&amp;nbsp;would've&amp;nbsp;been cancerous. We swam around in siloso beach for around another hour before going to Superdog for lunch and some shopping.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;been a day now and my neck's still really sore. Definitely going back again to tackle those waves. In all I feel the flow rider's way harder than surfing itself or wake boarding. Because I've tried the latter and I didnt suck as much :P aahaha&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5123771101607968834?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5123771101607968834'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5123771101607968834'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/were-waxing-down-our-surfboards.html' title='We&apos;re waxing down our surfboards'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1872997593070702522</id><published>2011-07-11T00:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-11T00:19:29.706+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I heard you're doing okay but I want you to know</title><content type='html'>Saturday night was Transformers with the Bros cum Leyon's mini 19th party.&lt;br /&gt;I gotta say Transformers : Dark side of the Moon wasnt at all that great. Kinda mediocre story line and no real fight scene. Highlight of the show was probably how smoking hot Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was (Jason Statham you lucky bastard). Megan fox was great but Rosie was a different level, guess more Victoria Secret models should get in to acting haha :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Didnt know that the&amp;nbsp;food court&amp;nbsp;at Marina Square had been renovated. its better, but I preferred when it had outside seating. Probably the food court that offered the best view ever in Singapore. Not to mention the chicken rice there is uber good - Yes, better than the famous Jalan Tua Kong chicken rice at Siglap.&lt;br /&gt;Dinner with my Bros is always awesome. Full of laughter and inside jokes enough to make anyone tear. Not to mention Jason's laughter is freakin contagious.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Went shopping for board shorts today. No luck at all. Quicksilver sells theirs at $109 hahaha. thats a damn ripoff! Now I know the guy at Thailand selling the "cheapest ever board shorts" -think it was 5 SGD- was probably telling the truth. heh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1872997593070702522?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1872997593070702522'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1872997593070702522'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/i-heard-youre-doing-okay-but-i-want-you.html' title='I heard you&apos;re doing okay but I want you to know'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3105441861983587333</id><published>2011-07-08T00:54:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-08T00:54:55.129+08:00</updated><title type='text'>United, Man United</title><content type='html'>I remember reading on the official United website that the Barclays Premier League trophy will be coming to Singapore and I went crazy. Why this title is so significant is because its number #19, which makes us the most successful club in English football (above liverpool at #18).&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Couldn't&amp;nbsp;meet up with some of my buddies at Jalan Besar Stadium where the trophy was at first in the early afternoon because I had a operations trip to Gardenia:(&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Cabbed down to Clarke Quay immediately after to catch Van Der Sar at Brewerks. I jumped the queue with 4 other die-hard fans and we managed to meet Van Der Sar, take a picture with him and with the trophy as well. Really awesome night despite the how poorly the event was organised.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Will post the best photos up soon in the photo section soon. rushing projects now :(&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3105441861983587333?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3105441861983587333'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3105441861983587333'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/united-man-united.html' title='United, Man United'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-768339932984587405</id><published>2011-07-07T21:57:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-07T21:57:32.117+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its midnight now you must escape somehow</title><content type='html'>Football match on Sunday gave me a gauge on how unfit I am. I've been hitting the gym up to 4 times a week focusing so much on bulking up that&amp;nbsp;I've&amp;nbsp;neglected working on my fitness and stamina.&lt;br /&gt;During the game itself, I missed 3 glorious chances to score. I blamed the pitch, blamed being away from football too long, but in true fact I was just unfit.&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully by posting this it'd help remind myself that I need to jog a few km every other day or I might just end up failing napha &amp;gt;&amp;lt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-768339932984587405?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/768339932984587405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/768339932984587405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/its-midnight-now-you-must-escape.html' title='Its midnight now you must escape somehow'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5016094967130456893</id><published>2011-07-04T22:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-04T22:48:26.087+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Cmon doll and use me, I dont need your sympathy</title><content type='html'>Some friends have told me they read my blog less frequently now because I post so little and its pointless to keep checking up old posts. Yeah ive been really overdue on posts, so here's one for your reading pleasure.&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Been thinking lately about myself. I feel I live a very privileged life and I think God everyday. I have an amazing family, amazing bro's and a very above average life. some People are so pissed off their lives and ever so annoyed at their situation. These twats have implosive anger ready to stab out at innocents and take their own lives over their misfortune. I remember the line Spike Jones made a few years back on MTV "These people are civilian terrorists they should be punched in the vagina" he got that spot on. Face your problems head on. running is never an option (:&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5016094967130456893?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5016094967130456893'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5016094967130456893'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/cmon-doll-and-use-me-i-dont-need-your.html' title='Cmon doll and use me, I dont need your sympathy'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4286094245327547767</id><published>2011-07-04T00:41:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-07-04T00:41:21.893+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Close your eyes and i'll kiss you tomorrow i'll miss you</title><content type='html'>What could I say about Saturday night. I love events more than when I just go clubbing and I gotta pay. Getting on the guest list and into the VIP areas free most of the time pretty much makes the night kickass. Thanks to having contacts with some special friends and my dear sister (who now works for Redbull where the party never ends).&lt;br /&gt;Elevate Summer Beach Party was off the hook. Free shots from 6pm just made it all better. I mean I always know when to stop drinking cause im a motherfuckin responsible guy and my record for not throwing up goes back to my first ever drinking escapade (6 years ago. never reliving that shit again). Free shots got me completely to the edge of crashed. dammit it was only 8! So headed over to the dance floor to dance it off. Met loads of uberfucking awesome people who didnt mind the pretty wiped out me and we danced for ages. gave my number away to a couple of girls who I cant remember their names *facepalm*. I just remember her lips were fuckin luscious and her grinding insane. im gonna leave it at this and keep the rest of my memories to myself now &amp;gt;:) that was nearly 6 full hours on the dfloor and the cramps were acting up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Weezer's - Memories never meant this much&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4286094245327547767?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4286094245327547767'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4286094245327547767'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/07/close-your-eyes-and-ill-kiss-you.html' title='Close your eyes and i&apos;ll kiss you tomorrow i&apos;ll miss you'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7283993525333975176</id><published>2011-06-27T02:10:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-06-27T02:10:15.311+08:00</updated><title type='text'>About your hair, you needn't care, You look beautiful all the time</title><content type='html'>Dinner at Chomp Chomps with my year one classmates was great. MRTed down with Danny to meet Vann and Henny at Serangoon before bussing to meet the rest at Chomps. played the 'MRT' game which completely mindfucked me, and had Kristy and Kimmy tell me that&amp;nbsp;there's&amp;nbsp;naturally prawn in&amp;nbsp;carrot cake.&amp;nbsp;Carrot cake&amp;nbsp;is one of my favourite dishes and I was pretty sure it&amp;nbsp;doesn't&amp;nbsp;contain prawns. but lo and behold the prawns were hidden in my carrot cake. A lesson in dining maybe? im still adamant that there's naturally no prawns, just like&amp;nbsp;there's&amp;nbsp;no carrot nor cake, in&amp;nbsp;carrot cake. We had loads of fun in that pretty short time together (short because danny had a curfew ahahaa) Cab back with Henny and Danny was really fast, but I think we took at least 30 wasteful minutes just to catch a cab &amp;gt;:/&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Most of everyone I know in TP tells me ive got the most lustful year one classmates ever and that im lucky.&lt;br /&gt;Rofl. they really used the word LUSTFUL!&lt;br /&gt;let me start off by saying my year one classmates are really awesome people to be with. If you &amp;nbsp;know them, you'd know they're warm and friendly with great personalities. Some are real douchebags and one is weird (like ADHD I think) but other than that I pretty much enjoy being around them. Its what's inside that counts. You can conduct first impressions from afar, but only once you get to know the person does your impressions change. There's more to a person that their features alone. Just hope people in this world will stop being so materialistic and see the beauty within (:&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7283993525333975176?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7283993525333975176'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7283993525333975176'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/06/about-your-hair-you-neednt-care-you.html' title='About your hair, you needn&apos;t care, You look beautiful all the time'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-8824485370781738248</id><published>2011-06-23T01:48:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-06-23T21:56:30.201+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Time keeps moving on and on and on  Soon we'll all be gone</title><content type='html'>What up guys!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So I was checkin up on my blog statistics, and my blog traffic has slowed dramatically over the past months.&lt;br /&gt;think maybe its because of my super infrequent posts and shitty layout.. new layout perhaps? dream on. my jackass themed layout is staying.&lt;br /&gt;brace yourselves for a post focused on a load of posts overdue.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;21 June. had my wisdom teeth removed. technically it wasnt causing any problems and it was kinda straight. so why did I remove them? because wisdom teeth are almost never a good thing to have. word of wisdom? get rid of it! I did mine. and it was awfully uncomfortable. not painful mind you,.. UNCOMFORTABLE. bleeding and not being able to eat the snacks I want is pure torture I tell ya.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Anyways!,..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So school's kinda cool. new classmates rock balls. real bunch of cool dudes really.&lt;br /&gt;Just had LOM camp recently. and obviously we didnt think it would be that great and all because.. well its LOM. dont people have the impression that LOM people are kinda boring people? well no chance. The seniors are kinda fun.. kinda. Played some running man, which was enjoyable because I love running (:&lt;br /&gt;besides that I got wet. yeah real wet,.. like "thats what she said" wet hahaha.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Had some quality time with the family during this holidays. Dad drove up to the Cameron highlands to trek, pick strawberries, tea tasting and for the change of temperature. Singapore is so hot that its ridiculous. Why dont they just rename us Africa.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Had an outing with my Bros, watching the hangover and laughing our bananas off. Miss my Bros so much now that we're in different institutions:( Dinner at Fatboy burgers. great burgers btw(I had the Fat Bastard), I recommend all to try it. oh and spare no expense on their chunky brownie milkshake. Its pretty good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ScrewLooose recently had a live gig down at Iluma. it was a 3hr bonanza. rockingyourballs gig really. Will post a video in the video section. Im telling you the band is sounding great. I would play bass for them as a sessionista but then people would ask why I own a rockgod Gibson SG and playing bass. heh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now that many of my friends are in the army, theres almost no one to hang out with. I miss you Jon, if you're gonna read this soon. #Bromance&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Oh yeah Jackasses Ryan Dunn has just departed this world.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;RIP Ryan. Thanks for the laughs. your legacy lives on&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-8824485370781738248?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8824485370781738248'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8824485370781738248'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/06/time-keeps-moving-on-and-on-and-on-soon.html' title='Time keeps moving on and on and on  Soon we&apos;ll all be gone'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4457049196120507687</id><published>2011-06-08T00:38:00.005+08:00</published><updated>2011-06-08T00:48:55.997+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Paul Scholes. Never forget the Legend</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;31 May.Widely considered as the undisputed best midfield England has ever seen in his generation, Paul Scholes, has called time on his 22 year career at the club (since he was 14, till 36)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"&gt;Scholes made over 650 appearances for United, the 4th&amp;nbsp;highest number of appearances&amp;nbsp;by any player for the club. He was inducted in to the&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"&gt;English Football Hall of Fame in 2008. Career honours: 10 League titles , 3 FA Cups , 2 Champions Leagues , 5 Community Shields , 1 Intercontinental Cup, 1 Fifa Club World Cup. One of the greatest players to ever embrace Football. he will be missed&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 13px; line-height: 19px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 19px;"&gt;Just some compiled quotes about scholes from the greatest managers, players in the world.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 19px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 20px;"&gt;My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"&gt;Scholes is undoubtedly the best midfielder of his generation.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Zinedine Zidane&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;Out of everyone at Manchester United, I would pick out Scholes – he is the best midfielder of his generation. I would have loved to have played alongside him&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Pep Guardiola&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;I tell anyone who asks me – Scholes is the best English player.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Laurent Blanc&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 12px; line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 20px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;The player in the Premiership I admire most? Easy – Scholes.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Patrick Vieira&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;He is the one whose level I aspire to. He is the best player in the Premier League.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Cesc Fabregas&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;I can’t understand why Scholes has never won the player of the year award. He should have won it long ago. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t seek the limelight like some of the other ’stars’.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Thierry Henry&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;(&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit; font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;after Paul retired from international football&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;) England have lost their best player&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;George Best&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: inherit;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;For me, it’s Paul Scholes. He’ll do ridiculous things in training like say, “You see that tree over there?” – it’ll be 40 yards away – “I’m going to hit it”. And he’ll do it. Everyone at the club considers him the best.”&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Rio Ferdinand&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;I wouldn’t swap Paul Scholes for anybody. He is quite simply the most complete footballer I have ever played with. He is the best.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Gary Neville&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Why isn’t he playing for England? It is crazy. Only in England. Scholes is a great, great player. So experienced and still, for me, one of the best in the world in midfield. Manchester United are lucky to have him.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Jose Mourinho&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Paul Scholes had the best football brain I’d ever seen in a kid. Let’s face it. Paul Scholes is in a class of its own.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Brian Kidd&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;Paul Scholes would have been one of my first choices for putting together a great team – that goes to show how highly I have always rated him. He would have been one of the first players I’d have bought, given the chance.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;strong style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Marcello Lippi&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-weight: normal;"&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 10px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;strong&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: orange;"&gt;Check out the scholes tribute video in the video tab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4457049196120507687?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4457049196120507687'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4457049196120507687'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/06/paul-scholes-never-forget-legend.html' title='Paul Scholes. Never forget the Legend'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-699838024876502356</id><published>2011-05-31T01:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-05-31T01:17:26.454+08:00</updated><title type='text'>whenever I look back on the best days of my life</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;I Bleed United&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sunday morning, 29th May, was a morning to forget.&lt;br /&gt;The Champions League Final in Wembley between FC Barcelona and Manchester United Football Club was a replay of the 2009 Rome final which Barcelona won 2-0. A near similar score line ensued again with Barcelona beating United 3 -1 . Being a die-hard United fan since 1999, it was extremely painful to see my favourite team get dominated and completely outplayed like that. Like how the commentator put it, "Boys against Men" . It was extremely hard to take in, watching the Barcelona players hoist the 'Holy Grail' for the second time in 3 years, both besting us, and thinking- that couldve been us&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;What we, as United fans, can take away from this is the teams never say die attitude. We will never give up, never stop chasing, never lose hope. Similar to St. Patrick's motto, "Potest Qui Vult", which means "If there's a will, There's a way". This is the stuff on Champions. We lose, we pick ourselves up, and we grow and improve as a team. In anything we do, translates back in to our lives, how we conduct ourselves, setback after setback. Put failure behind us, look back and say, I never want to feel that way again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;"Id rather regret doing something, than regret not doing it at all" - SteveO&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-699838024876502356?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/699838024876502356'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/699838024876502356'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/05/whenever-i-look-back-on-best-days-of-my.html' title='whenever I look back on the best days of my life'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-34237240550547655</id><published>2011-05-28T01:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T01:23:29.513+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dont forget to think about me and I wont forget you</title><content type='html'>2 whole super sore months, my big toe has been sore.&lt;br /&gt;I had an injury on my toe after playing football, turned out my toenail that I had to cut out became ingrown, and I had to go through surgery to remove a quarter of my toenail. the process was really gruesome. and after the&amp;nbsp;anaesthetic&amp;nbsp;wore off it hurt pretty bad. for the next week or so I had to wait patiently for it to heal before I can start running or jumping again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;right now my toe's pretty much healed although FULL recovery takes 1 year.&lt;br /&gt;I played my first football game, tennis match yesterday. things are looking optimistic&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-34237240550547655?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/34237240550547655'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/34237240550547655'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/05/dont-forget-to-think-about-me-and-i.html' title='Dont forget to think about me and I wont forget you'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3561196044879509118</id><published>2011-05-28T01:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T01:08:09.687+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Somewhere, something's not right</title><content type='html'>One of my new years resolution was to blog at least once every 3 days. you know,.. keep a log going where one day I can come back and read what life used to be as a teenager with raging hormones and a slightly immature&amp;nbsp;mind frame.&lt;br /&gt;right now, its all just a laugh innit? our lives are so 'easy' under our parents care. You have your monthly allowance, and most of us spend without really thinking about our parents hardships- How hard they worked to give you that little extra- . So we are basically mindlessly spending on sweets, cab fares, and meaningless stuff.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Have you ever thought beyond your education? what you really want to do in life?&lt;br /&gt;for instance,. right now the average HDB unit costs 400,000. and for an average person to own a house would require them to obtain a bank loan (ie. 30 year bank loan) meaning you would be paying for your house well into your 50s!&lt;br /&gt;is that what life in singapore is? paying for stuff well in to your retirement age.?&lt;br /&gt;thats a lot of stuff to think about. kind of spurs you on to do well in poly and follow up on a degree, before getting your dream job and finally facing the world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;On a lighter note. My new class rocks balls!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3561196044879509118?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3561196044879509118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3561196044879509118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/05/somewhere-somethings-not-right.html' title='Somewhere, something&apos;s not right'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1477984062103472750</id><published>2011-05-28T00:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-05-28T00:51:51.081+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Right behind whats happening</title><content type='html'>Is that it?&amp;nbsp;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Just read my previous posts and wondered what sort of standards of blogging have I dropped to.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Right now im thinking, did I really write that. what a drama queen!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;we'll, its these little things I want to remember when I read back. What kind of English I used, or how most posts seem somewhat adolescent.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;26 hours countdown to the Champions League Final. will you be there?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1477984062103472750?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1477984062103472750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1477984062103472750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/05/right-behind-whats-happening.html' title='Right behind whats happening'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6721684426930611365</id><published>2011-04-10T23:23:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2011-04-10T23:23:15.809+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Im not quite myself these days</title><content type='html'>Just yesterday I added nearly 150 songs into my phone. my long overdue LOVE album by The Beatles, Rise Against's End game, Linkin Parks greatest hits, Sum 41's Screaming Bloody Murder, some Iggy pop, backstreet boys, and would you believe it, Selena Gomez. whoa whats that all about. have I become to pop for my own good? God forbid.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, Ive always liked listening to pop songs on the radio, but seldom on my phone. of course Punk and rock blood flows in my veins. somehow I feel this pop phase isnt going to leave soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ANYWAYS. Ive moved house! from No 8. Eastwood Road to............ (drum fucking roll) LAGUNA PARK!!&lt;br /&gt;yes, Im back to the place where Ive lived 16 years of my life before moving to eastwood. Its great to be back, somehow it seems surreal.. hmm. I wake up thinking "oh man.. Im really back" The move was hectic, and I had to quit my miserly job at subway. well I was fun while it lasted. Now its just waiting for school to start again. half of my yearns for school to start, the other half just wants more holiday.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;blogging regularly is getting harder, I just dont have the time.. real disappointed at myself *sigh*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6721684426930611365?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6721684426930611365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6721684426930611365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/04/im-not-quite-myself-these-days.html' title='Im not quite myself these days'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6872491435115337000</id><published>2011-03-09T01:53:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-03-09T01:53:39.662+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Don't let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy</title><content type='html'>Bintan!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is gonna be my post-exam, pre-Bintan, post-Bintan post. hahah&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So Exams sucked pretty bad, definitely gonna be screwed loads on my theory papers. just hope my GPA gets pulled up a little bit more :) but I;m not letting exams ruin my holidays&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Best thing about post exams were that I was sailing to Bintan on Saturday to hang with my best buddies. Had a FUCKIN AWESOME time, enjoying the beach, sun, sand, food and company. The crashing waves was undoubtedly the highlight. The Sea water was ever so clear and inviting. swam as must as I could all 3 days. Loads of laughter and jokes. We had a complementary buggy for our villa and drove around mindlessly and play acting the scene from 'The Other Guys'. AMERICA!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 1, Check in, shotgun our rooms, drive out to the beach before exploring and planning whats fun. played some first-class table tennis with Jon. Singapore come snap us up quick! hehe. after dinner(maggie mee), drank ALOT at night playing circle of death and laughing our balls off. "say my name!".&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 2, Buffet breakfast was delightful as always. cereal, ham,bacon,omelettes,chipolatas, you name it, I had it. most of our meals were self cooked like Maggie mee with&amp;nbsp;luncheon meat. Loads of TV time at night mostly catching the time travellers wife and American Idol. Swam a long time again at the beach and at the pool. was really kiasu with my sunblock. hell, after what happened last time I was not gonna allow a repeat. Eugene had dinenr out, and he paid 126,000 rupiah for his measly 3 pieces of scallop. Literally slept like a baby till dawn.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 3, Reception was being a bitch. checkout time was 12pm, we requested for LATE check out, they gave us 12:30. do they not understand what LATE checkout means? in the end we checked out early and headed for buffet lunch. had my moneys worth of meat. Jon was hysterical when Eugene mentioned his "meat sweats were coming". literally had no rice or noodle. all meat. we managed to nick loads of chocolate chip cookies and biscotties. Played some Laser Quest on a fill stomach. really awesome game. we played 2 v 2 v 2, with Eugene and I against Jon and cass against Jac and Ati. Eugene and I were VICTORIOUS because we camped early and were on a sniping spree before we decided to go catch the close ranged action.&lt;br /&gt;Love hanging out with my buddies. looking forward to more trips "up there! anyone? dont leave me hanging" *slap*&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6872491435115337000?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6872491435115337000'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6872491435115337000'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/03/dont-let-sound-of-your-own-wheels-make.html' title='Don&apos;t let the sound of your own wheels make you crazy'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7484717779189576642</id><published>2011-02-26T02:28:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-26T02:28:06.885+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I never forget</title><content type='html'>Recently loads of my friends have bee nasking me to help 'LIKE' their pictures when then enter FB contests.&lt;br /&gt;Of course I help them, but I cant help but smile to myself and think back...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When I won my Guitar around 7 months ago, I amassed 859 'LIKES' from all my friends and my friends friends.&lt;br /&gt;now, the average winner wins with 150-200 likes. kinda seems like if I join all these competitions, Id be winning loads of stuff right? hahhaa. but of course I had to spam a lot of links and stuff that look loads of time. and I probably wouldnt do it again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;this is gonna be a quick blog post. Been real busy MUGGING lately, preparing for the final run in of papers. 4.0 GPA is a real tough target since I kinda suck at my theory subjects. what to do? just persevere. 6 more days Mal.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7484717779189576642?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7484717779189576642'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7484717779189576642'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/02/i-never-forget.html' title='I never forget'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5020443809919062775</id><published>2011-02-20T00:54:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-20T00:54:10.818+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Counter balance this commotion</title><content type='html'>Went night cycling for the first time in nearly 2 years!&lt;br /&gt;enjoyed myself&amp;nbsp;immensely. quiett time to think, feeling the cool midnight breeze, and literally deserted pathways.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I absolutely love cycling just not had the time or the company. plus back then East Coast was 5 minutes way, now I gotta ride through the creepy army camp and forresty areas.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;gaarrh. exams in 6 days. not started studying yet. TSK&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;United match now. CMON 10-0!!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5020443809919062775?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5020443809919062775'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5020443809919062775'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/02/counter-balance-this-commotion.html' title='Counter balance this commotion'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4968023264137024808</id><published>2011-02-18T13:41:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-18T13:41:42.107+08:00</updated><title type='text'>A victim or just a tragedy</title><content type='html'>CNY is officially over.&lt;br /&gt;Had a 2 day long part last week, loads of food, loads of fun. A full poker table of both days. naice&lt;br /&gt;I initially invited around 16 friends, but only half came. its cool. Exam period is here and some cant make it, but I absolutely hate it when my friends tell me last minute they cant make it. well upside is more food for me. Satay, Mee Siam, Duck, Lamb, 25 over bottles of wine for both days, 2 cartons of beer, and loads of other cocktails.&lt;br /&gt;I had fun winning money too :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Spent around 160 bucks on my amp and some other stuff. thank god for the Swee Lee CNY sale. 50% off. great bargain. although the staff should really be more friendly. and they should have more stock! they only sell one of every guitar, and its all display sets! good thing I already have my superawsome Gibson so I dont have to buy a new one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Driving's been fun, its getting boring to be honest. really overrated.&lt;br /&gt;Exams in a week and honestly ive not even started studying one bit.&lt;br /&gt;Finding sleep hard to come by too. always waking up late and super tired. ugh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Remember to check out my photo and video pages!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;constantly updated and Uber nice stuff&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4968023264137024808?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4968023264137024808'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4968023264137024808'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/02/victim-or-just-tragedy.html' title='A victim or just a tragedy'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1392939375040210011</id><published>2011-02-05T23:49:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-05T23:49:34.811+08:00</updated><title type='text'>This hypocrisy's beginning to get to me</title><content type='html'>Chinese New Year Day 2 &amp;amp; 3&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 2 was pretty eventful, as always. Started off visiting at Aunty&amp;nbsp;Agnes's&lt;i&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/i&gt;where we met uncle Vincent again, followed by a short drive to Chai Chee to visit my aunt Jenny, and 3rd pit stop at my favourite uncles house. good food, good company, good money :P&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;super full, but still had to attend a 'tea party' at my Mums friends place. so much for tea.. there was no tea, but too much food. I just had some chili and nachos. before going home to crash.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;marathon 6 hour LAN from 10pm to 4am. Dad was Goddam annoyed that I came home so late. oh well, I don't do it often anyways(:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day 3, hahah didn't wake up till 11am. I would've slept another 6 hours if my Mum wasn't shouting in my ear.&lt;br /&gt;Visited Grandma (she has dementia),.- I love my Grandma so much. Partially because of all her grandchildren, she only remembers my name. hehe.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not much gabling this new year. YET. wait for next week my people come to my place to parteeee&lt;br /&gt;I've actually tried calling all my friends and asking.. but turns out my good friends now are all goody two-shoes and they dont drink OR gamble.. bummer. guess I cant complain much since I made the choice to start mixing around with the &lt;i&gt;guai &lt;/i&gt;crowd. hmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;okay. the ManUtd match is starting now. cross fingers we win wolves 10-0 (:&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1392939375040210011?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1392939375040210011'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1392939375040210011'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/02/this-hypocrisys-beginning-to-get-to-me.html' title='This hypocrisy&apos;s beginning to get to me'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5727861964753973224</id><published>2011-02-04T01:15:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-04T16:04:11.938+08:00</updated><title type='text'>You're my inspiration</title><content type='html'>Chinese New Year Day 1&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Day one, woke up late. Still had time to read the Sports section of the newspaper before quickly taking a bath. okay fine.. when I say 'bath' I mean I took a long time, and when I say 'shower' means its a pretty fast one.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After my bath (oh so refreshing) had to kneel in front of my parents and wish them (traditional Chinese thing). before waiting for some cousins to come over. Did I mention 2 new editions to the Tan family? yep, I have a newborn nephew and cousin.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;headed out to the niche to visit Grandma and Grandpa -May the Rest in Peace-. and finally to Uncle Vincent's place. Met up with my cousins, and for the first time really talked. kinda sucks being distant, no?&lt;br /&gt;I pretty much still dislike monopoly deal despite winning a couple of hands.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;~Found out one of my Cousins knows a lot of my old friends. And she's in the track team. Makes me&amp;nbsp;reminisce what it was like when I used to be in track. pressures of delivering and setting a better p.b EVERY&amp;nbsp;training. which was partially why I stopped track. my old coach believed I was meant for better things and it was a waste for me to walk away. life is full of regrets. and if you're reading this post now, seize every opportunity you get. don't procrastinate, don't let go.~&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Dinner at the Hwangs was really good,.. as always.&lt;br /&gt;Had some really old wine and baileys cheesecake. and I gotta say it mixes pretty well.&lt;br /&gt;Gambled a little after that, was down around 60 bucks one point of time. but thank God my luck changed. more than broke even at the end of the night.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f1c232;"&gt;If you're not following me on twitter already. its @Malmalmalcolm&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #f1c232;"&gt;follow!!!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5727861964753973224?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5727861964753973224'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5727861964753973224'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/02/youre-my-inspiration.html' title='You&apos;re my inspiration'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5878725235686982540</id><published>2011-01-30T20:29:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2011-01-30T20:29:00.279+08:00</updated><title type='text'>It makes no difference to me</title><content type='html'>So I find out my dad is plannng a Eurotrip!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im definitely going to Manchester for a stadium tour of Old Trafford. going to Camp Nou, Rome. you name it. super excited. 2011 is looking bright.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;projects killing me, but I guess I can cope. hopefully POM and Marketing exams arnt hard.. Im pretty hopeless in those subjects. cross fingers X..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;still have a 5 minute speech to prepare. gaarhh&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5878725235686982540?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5878725235686982540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5878725235686982540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/01/it-makes-no-difference-to-me.html' title='It makes no difference to me'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2246454165489504549</id><published>2011-01-28T00:39:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-01-28T00:40:25.453+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more</title><content type='html'>slacking... poly talking its toll on me.. hmm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;not been hanging outta with my old friends lately. thats BAD.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im actually pretty close to me poly friends tho.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;music getting me through the bad days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;crap. this is one shitty blog post. promise to make a better one soon. back to projects&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;PS: so proud of Jackass seriously. been a fan since their big brother days and now till post jackass/nitro circus.&lt;br /&gt;they came a long way, and made it. makes them working class heroes right?&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2246454165489504549?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2246454165489504549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2246454165489504549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/01/i-would-walk-500-miles-and-i-would-walk.html' title='I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3519922670489944415</id><published>2011-01-15T00:16:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2011-02-04T00:58:25.888+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Life is what happens when you're busy making your excuses</title><content type='html'>So its been 2 whole weeks since Ive posted anything.&lt;br /&gt;Honestly, im too lazy. its not that I have no time, but my free time is spent&amp;nbsp;idling away.&lt;br /&gt;Im not even attempting to do my tutorial. Im just so lazy.&lt;br /&gt;Its only 2 weeks in to 2011 and its looking a little gloomy.. well another 350 days to make things right.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Quick update:&lt;br /&gt;met up with loads of my friends this year already. close friends Ive not seen for over a year. reminiscing and joking about. drinking and bullshitting. good days, good days.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;been playing softball every weekend, trying to stay fit, &amp;nbsp;working on my calfs and my quads at the gym or at home.&lt;br /&gt;took up a part time job at Subway,.. although Harry's Bar called me up and told me they needed me. hehehe.&lt;br /&gt;decisions decisions.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Birthday in 8 days. suddenly seems like I dont want it to come so fast. I will be 19 this year.. slowly getting old.&lt;br /&gt;Also starting driving again next month. wheeee&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3519922670489944415?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3519922670489944415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3519922670489944415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2011/01/like-is-what-happens-when-youre-busy.html' title='Life is what happens when you&apos;re busy making your excuses'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5808780745446021310</id><published>2010-12-31T00:58:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-31T00:58:51.761+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its a new year but it all feels old its a good life, thats what im told</title><content type='html'>Ringing in the New year?&lt;br /&gt;2011 is just 1 day away.&lt;br /&gt;2010 went by amazingly fast.&lt;br /&gt;I remember sweating over my O level results to not breaking a sweat over my Poly admission :P&lt;br /&gt;well, year 2010 is definitely the year I watched the most movies ever in my life. yeah I actually kept track.&lt;br /&gt;249 Movies watched. Thanks to my 'themed movie marathons'.&lt;br /&gt;I had mafia movie marathons, pirate movie marathons, WW2 movie marathons, even unrated movie marathons. you name it i've seen it.&lt;br /&gt;I guess 2010 was a roller-coaster ride for me. way too many ups and downs, twists and turns.&lt;br /&gt;Id say it was a good year though. got my Gibson Guitar I always wanted, more Apple products than I need, my uber awesome trip to Orange County/Los Angeles California. starting Poly life and meeting cool people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not to forget the epic gigs that took place this year. Big Night Out &amp;gt; MUSE, Rise Against. Green Day, The Beatles Tribute Band.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just prayin that 2011 is way way better than 2010. I guess it should be. 2010 was pretty promising. cept for some wasted opportunities, disappointing moments.. bad stuff like that that should be purged from my mind.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5808780745446021310?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5808780745446021310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5808780745446021310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/its-new-year-but-it-all-feels-old-its.html' title='Its a new year but it all feels old its a good life, thats what im told'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1502606793767660605</id><published>2010-12-26T14:29:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-26T15:07:56.778+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Hang your stockings and say a prayer cause Santa Clause comes tonight</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Christmas rocked.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;period.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Spent majority of Christmas eve, Christmas day&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;and Boxing day with the family.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Had some really cool presents this year.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Turkey was mouth watering, Ham was exquisite, food was delicious, company was priceless&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Got a load of new years&amp;nbsp;resolutions&amp;nbsp;drawn up. Hopefully keep to them next year.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;For the record, its only boxing day.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;meaning there's 11 more days of Christmas woohoo&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1502606793767660605?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1502606793767660605'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1502606793767660605'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/i-never-want-to-act-my-age-whats-my-age.html' title='Hang your stockings and say a prayer cause Santa Clause comes tonight'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-8958287175003015225</id><published>2010-12-23T00:39:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-23T00:39:56.353+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Well I heard some people talking just the other day</title><content type='html'>Had a really really awesome day yesterday with my bros.&lt;br /&gt;awesome super spicy lunch, followed by a&amp;nbsp;surprisingly&amp;nbsp;fun time playing basketball in a tiny court.&lt;br /&gt;Went swimming despite the rain. water was freezing but the company was hot. had many great conversations before wrestling haha.&lt;br /&gt;Had a blast of a time in the sauna, bathed for almost an hour and headed for dinner.&lt;br /&gt;Ramen was delicious. wouldnt be if not for the company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;been slightly boring the week before Christmas. maybe because im not putting enough efforts to make things happen. almost 10 of my friends are going off during Christmas.&lt;br /&gt;Damn I miss so many of my friends. Poly life my be pretty fun.. but I would give many things up to be back in sec school again.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;then again, im only in year one. maybe year 2 might look brighter&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-8958287175003015225?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8958287175003015225'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8958287175003015225'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/well-i-heard-some-people-talking-just.html' title='Well I heard some people talking just the other day'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-516943497795775828</id><published>2010-12-20T00:22:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-20T00:22:19.124+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I think Ive got a lot of friends but I dont hear from them</title><content type='html'>Christmas countdown: 4 days&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Hope the injury to my thumb heals soon.&lt;br /&gt;was playing softball when my thumb got caught in my glove while making a catch.&lt;br /&gt;my whole nail got caught and well... ow.&lt;br /&gt;bruised and slightly sprained. its not a pretty sight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tons of my friends leaving for the holidays and not busy.. kinda sucks.&lt;br /&gt;hopefully our FACE group meeting soon materialises.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-516943497795775828?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/516943497795775828'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/516943497795775828'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/i-think-ive-got-lot-of-friends-but-i.html' title='I think Ive got a lot of friends but I dont hear from them'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7914045874508317600</id><published>2010-12-14T19:31:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-14T19:35:21.338+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The time has come for you to shoot your leaders down</title><content type='html'>Yesterday was one helloffa fuckin bad day. seriously.&lt;br /&gt;Comfort Delgro fucked up my driving test dates. Now its changed to February.. WTF.&lt;br /&gt;I think unleashed 9930284 kinds of swear words at the receptionist.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next I find that my job opening at The Chambers Bar and Bistro is CLOSED.&lt;br /&gt;jobless and unable to drive... December the 13 was a bad day for me.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, I slept early and tried to forget all the disappointments. woke up at 4 for the ManU match. Once Park scored, I knew many things would change. POM test wasnt hard at all actually. I might actually pass this time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;went straight to the converse sale after the test and got a pretty good deal on some shoes.&lt;br /&gt;got a pep talk from my mom. She knows how complacent I am and how much I procrastinate.&lt;br /&gt;it was after all how over-confident I was that I flung my theory test. and how I missed getting the job because I procrastinated.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But now, valuable lesson learnt. In life you always gotta lose to learn, and from there you make your mark.&lt;br /&gt;December 14th. everything changes&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7914045874508317600?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7914045874508317600'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7914045874508317600'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/time-has-come-for-you-to-shoot-your.html' title='The time has come for you to shoot your leaders down'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7077344284874952353</id><published>2010-12-08T23:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-08T23:07:18.374+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Jolly old St Nicholas! Don't you tell a single soul what im gonna say</title><content type='html'>The month of December. most would think holiday month, celebrations all around.&lt;br /&gt;But what many don't know, is the month of December was..&lt;br /&gt;when John Lennon was shot and killed.&lt;br /&gt;when Pearl Harbour was attacked&lt;br /&gt;when there was an estimate of 500,000 deaths due to genocide&lt;br /&gt;when&amp;nbsp;Napoleon&amp;nbsp;conquered Russia and Austria&lt;br /&gt;when the Tsunami hit southeast Asia.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;and thats only but a fraction off all the tragedies that took place in December.&lt;br /&gt;Im not gonna be some kill joy about December. I love December.. and its a true fact that there were more upsides than downsides during the month of December.. like&lt;br /&gt;when the New Zealand whalers harpooned its last victim&lt;br /&gt;when Walt Disney was born&lt;br /&gt;when China actually fought alongside the US in world war 2&lt;br /&gt;when the Korean War ended&lt;br /&gt;when George Washington lead his band of brothers against 1500&amp;nbsp;German&amp;nbsp;mercenaries. suffering 0 casualties&lt;br /&gt;and ultimately when Jesus Christ was born.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;December is the best month of the year. the month of given, sharing, loving and good food.&lt;br /&gt;laaadeedaaa :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7077344284874952353?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7077344284874952353'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7077344284874952353'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/jolly-old-st-nicholas-dont-you-tell.html' title='Jolly old St Nicholas! Don&apos;t you tell a single soul what im gonna say'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1114798446672855946</id><published>2010-12-07T01:15:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-07T01:15:49.753+08:00</updated><title type='text'>You will be the death of me . Bury it, I wont let you bury it</title><content type='html'>Mugging! or maybe not.&lt;br /&gt;trying to MUG that is..&lt;br /&gt;Exams next week, still way behind where I think I should be.&lt;br /&gt;suddenly subjects are getting way harder than it should be. or maybe im just not putting enough efforts.&lt;br /&gt;so I got in to Logistics and Operations Management. Gonna DO my best to get to a local Uni.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Been caught up in so many events lately. Grr&lt;br /&gt;Its Christmas month.. feels weird not having holidays yet.&lt;br /&gt;got a whole new load of songs on my phone. mostly medleys of Christmas songs which are really really awesome. The Tree's up, decorations up, only thing missing is snow.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Gibson's starting to look WAY nicer than it did 3 months ago. its starting to blend into my room heh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I know its kind of a 'waste-of-time' post.. but hell im not letting this blog die.. EVER!&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1114798446672855946?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1114798446672855946'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1114798446672855946'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/you-will-be-death-of-me-bury-it-i-wont.html' title='You will be the death of me . Bury it, I wont let you bury it'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3178224612257013684</id><published>2010-12-03T01:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-12-03T01:31:05.395+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its like the ground is crumbling underneath my feet</title><content type='html'>So I think im nearly back to study mode, which is really great. exams coming up really soon. but I still think im nowhere near as ready as I should be.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its only a thursday night and Ive attended a VIP event at the Butter Factory. well, its a yearly thing that i'd never miss. Organised by SPH, Seventeen Queen of Queens is marked on my calender every year.&lt;br /&gt;this year's Queen of Queens wasn't that great though. apart from striking the lucky draw . -won an ipod shuffle- there was no alcohol, and I didnt get to eat dinner.&lt;br /&gt;Still, loads of amazingly hot girls at the event. whole night chanting SALLY! SALLY! SALLY!&lt;br /&gt;super hot and only 19. Thank you God :P&lt;br /&gt;Of course for the 3rd year running we were all SMU students. sadly there wasn't any home girl to cheer on&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;oh yeah. 5 Days ago, celebrated Justins birthday. Epic BBQing, and swimming.&lt;br /&gt;loads of food, Christmas songs, and of course our traditional water bomb fight.&lt;br /&gt;Justin was really on a roll. Ive never been hit so hard and so many times by a water bomb before.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3178224612257013684?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3178224612257013684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3178224612257013684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/12/its-like-ground-is-crumbling-underneath.html' title='Its like the ground is crumbling underneath my feet'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-8448038143628974310</id><published>2010-11-27T01:08:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-27T01:08:45.164+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Best of luck, as the one and only resident scumfuck</title><content type='html'>Ive not been myself lately.&lt;br /&gt;Not focused or committed to anything ive started.&lt;br /&gt;its beginning to irk me that Im losing concentration so easily. my goals of getting a 3.8 CGPA, getting in to a local University and eventually enrolling in flight school seem a tad bit harder than I once thought.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;being an hour late for class, forgetting to do assignments, missing prior commitments. what is happenning?&lt;br /&gt;Do I really want to relive what happened to me in sec 3 again?. (probably the worst year of my life)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The weeks been awful. I have no idea what im doing in school anymore. I cant seem to grasp any concept, understand any marketing strategies. clearly im distracted. what I need is to finally have a days rest and think about what im gonna do to get my shit back together.&lt;br /&gt;Guess im too arrogant, too proud, too conceited when I do stuff, I tend to put people down, procrastinate even spite people..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im a very proud person, which inevitably means my ego is my downfall. right now my ego is beat, bruised and fucked up.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Maybe my most emo post ever since the breakup. Just bet your money on me that I will bounce back.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;peace out mo-fuckers&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-8448038143628974310?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8448038143628974310'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8448038143628974310'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/best-of-luck-as-one-and-only-resident.html' title='Best of luck, as the one and only resident scumfuck'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3364644295409892365</id><published>2010-11-23T21:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-23T21:36:45.063+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Just as things were looking up you said it wasn't good enough</title><content type='html'>Recently I was blog-trolling again.&lt;br /&gt;apparently A lot of my friends have either stopped blogging, or they rarely post nowadays.&lt;br /&gt;A shit load of people are moving to tumblr, im not.. cause tumblr sucks.. well fine, I just dont know how to use it as well as I know Blogger. whats the difference really? I guess people are moving because tumblr is trendy atm.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ive been spending a lot lately.. money I dont even have.&lt;br /&gt;really need to get a part-time job, and pay off some people.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Looks like poker nights gotta be postponed since im financially screwed :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, for the next couple of day im gonna be playing football with some really 'pro' guys in school. looking forward to kicking their asses :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3364644295409892365?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3364644295409892365'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3364644295409892365'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/just-as-things-were-looking-up-you-said.html' title='Just as things were looking up you said it wasn&apos;t good enough'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6334039728335541231</id><published>2010-11-20T14:45:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-20T14:45:43.835+08:00</updated><title type='text'>You could be my unintended choice</title><content type='html'>Funny how some people are so goddam hypocritical.&lt;br /&gt;telling people to get their their life in order while theirs is so damn screwed up.&lt;br /&gt;And how these people have no 'face' telling aloud their dirty little secrets like is a humorous thing. Its not. It just makes you look like a complete ass, a glutton, a slut and a horrible mother. (thank god not mine)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;So to those people who don't practise what they preach, please stand up and be&amp;nbsp;ridiculed. You're clearly a joke.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;===========&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jive-turkeys aside, My week flew by surprisingly fast. It was monday and I was dreading my impromptu speech, and then *poooof* it was friday when my badass speech was over. spent a miserly 12 bucks at Haagen Dazs just so I can sit in and do my project. Had about 6 full meals before dinner on friday. to top it up I had to eat yet another meal at my mum's friends place. just for formalities heh. Felt like throwing up, which was why I refused alcohol. played some band hero, which is really gay.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&amp;nbsp;realised how rusty I am with the GH guitar. I failed miserably at double strumming, and my pinkie just wouldnt coordinate.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Oh and the house was pretty damn nice. 2 daughters and they have an Xbox. what happened to girls owning Ken doll houses? every girl I know is beating me at GH now......&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6334039728335541231?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6334039728335541231'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6334039728335541231'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/you-could-be-my-unintended-choice.html' title='You could be my unintended choice'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1378131168769539583</id><published>2010-11-14T23:42:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-14T23:42:52.960+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Take it to the limit one more time</title><content type='html'>Just yesterday I plugged in my headphones to listen to myself playing the Knights of Cydonia intro.&lt;br /&gt;not bragging that my skills are that great, but the raw power sound the Gibson SG makes the sound unbelievably sexy&lt;br /&gt;Of course it would be more '&lt;i&gt;jizz&lt;/i&gt;' if my shitty 25w amplifier could sustain some superawesome distortion.&lt;br /&gt;Plus the intro is played with Matthew Bellamy's Manson Ali Top, which has a whamy bar to drag the notes.. not to mention Matt also uses the badass Marshall Super Lead Model 1959 amplifier (100 watts) also used by Jimi Hendrix. And just to own that equipment you gotta be a hardcore player or a rich spoiled brat. I am neither(:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Like Eminem says, "Music can alter moods and talk to you".&lt;br /&gt;well, Music can. School's stressful as fuck and music soothes the soul better chicken soup does.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Flying lessons cost a damn bomb, driving lessons are severely overpriced. So money is definitely a problem.&lt;div&gt;I need a Job, I need one fast. gaarrhh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1378131168769539583?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1378131168769539583'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1378131168769539583'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/take-it-to-limit-one-more-time.html' title='Take it to the limit one more time'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-287789876750792656</id><published>2010-11-11T22:49:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-11T22:54:42.483+08:00</updated><title type='text'>No one's gonna take me alive, the time has come to make things right</title><content type='html'>Its been 3 full days that I've been suffering with the flu.&lt;br /&gt;the damn flu bug seems to be 'attacking' everyone. The other day when my dad gave me a ride to school, he even told me to wear a mask! paranoid much? hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, thanks to my badass immune system, I guess I can say that I've fully recovered from that uber bad flu.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So schools been really demanding, waking up so fuckin early just for lectures really ticks me off.&lt;br /&gt;Everyones fighting to be in the best group and fighting for class participation marks.. its a really mad scramble and kinda funny from an outsiders point of view. Imagine you are the camera crew on the final episodes of survivor, and everyone is begging for votes. heh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Public speaking's a bitch.. impromptu speeches week in and out. And the topics are really dry, plus the 2 minutes given to plan are peanuts.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Selecting what to specialise in year 2 is also stressing me out. Business|Marketing|Logistics.&lt;br /&gt;whatever gets me to Uni.... arrgh. decisions, decisions&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I dont wanna grow up, I wanna be in a touring band forever playing songs of old and living the hippie way.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-287789876750792656?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/287789876750792656'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/287789876750792656'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/its-been-3-full-days-that-ive-been.html' title='No one&apos;s gonna take me alive, the time has come to make things right'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-8184232440550022888</id><published>2010-11-07T13:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-07T13:51:28.941+08:00</updated><title type='text'>If you gave me back those years, Id do it all better I swear</title><content type='html'>School's starting to get really crazy. 9 to 9 days really suck.&lt;br /&gt;not to mention having to do presentations EVERY public speaking tutorial, AND having to dance before every class to 'get rid of jitters'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its only the 2nd week back and im already behind tutorials. People are finally understanding that class participation marks are uber valuable, and everyone's fighting to be the teachers pet. also everyone's trying to get the best groupies for projects.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, at least I got to hang out with my buddies on Thursday, Friday and Saturday consecutively. amazingly all 3 days to celebrate 1 birthday. Happy 18th Birthday Joel.&lt;br /&gt;had some awesome botak jones before watching due date and heading for the coffee club for some cheesecake, double chocolate frapp, and monopoly deal.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;took a 4 way cab back, just in time for the 2nd half of the ManU match. so ecstatic that united won.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-8184232440550022888?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8184232440550022888'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8184232440550022888'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/if-you-gave-me-back-those-years-id-do.html' title='If you gave me back those years, Id do it all better I swear'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1059484032285561241</id><published>2010-11-02T23:58:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-11-02T23:58:22.769+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Whats the deal with my brain, why am I so obviously insane</title><content type='html'>So my last blog post was kind offa billion years ago(5 days).. &amp;nbsp;right now im just gonna post the long overdue shit that I wanted to say, but was just too busy with school and so much other stuff going on at the moment.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My Jackass countdown has finally ended. Jackass 3D represents a decade of pranks and all the great slapstick that johnny knoxville and gang(Bam Mergara, Steve-O, Chris Pontius, Dave England, Ryan Dunn, Ehren McGhehey, Preston Lacy and not forgetting Jason 'wee-man' Acuna) has accomplished and converted to film and TV series. Ive gotta say that im quite sad that Jackass has ended, from what was just really good friends from the Skateboarding magazine Big Brother, to creating the Crew of Jackass, with some spin offs like Viva La Bam, Wildboyz, Homewrecker, Dr. Steve-O and now Nitro Circus.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ive still got my promotional sticker from jackass 2. with was way back from September 2006.&lt;br /&gt;Jackass 3 was really badass. All the stuff you thought you would see, was multiplied 100 time mores elaborate, more painful, more unthinkable, and ultimately more funny.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Say what you like, that we fans have a&amp;nbsp;sadistic sense of humor. Slapstick has always been a huge hit. think back 50 years ago when Charlie Chaplin walked the earth. Right now there are so many movies depicting slapstick. Think harold and kumar. college humor. The Japanese have a sick sense of humor, but you gotta admit seeing those&amp;nbsp;contestants&amp;nbsp;hurt themselves make you laugh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;looking forward now to Jackass 3.5. I wont spoil Jackass 3D for ya. just watch it in the cinemas, 3D. really good stuff.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1059484032285561241?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1059484032285561241'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1059484032285561241'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/11/whats-deal-with-my-brain-why-am-i-so.html' title='Whats the deal with my brain, why am I so obviously insane'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2362162143938138913</id><published>2010-10-27T01:24:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-27T01:24:09.076+08:00</updated><title type='text'>They will not control us, We will be victorious</title><content type='html'>Usually i've got my music blasted when im on a bus ride alone, but I just couldn't help overhearing a conversation between 2 girls sitting behind me. I mean, I wasn't eavesdropping or anything.. they were just talking really loud.&lt;br /&gt;Apparently one of the girls just broke up with her boyfriend, and the other girl was trying to console her friend, saying stuff like guys&amp;nbsp;aren't worth their tears, guys are useless, guys are undependable, immature...&lt;br /&gt;In my head, I was thinking -oh man.. this girl must really be some senseless guy hating butch-&lt;br /&gt;true enough I look behind, and its a short haired, flat chested, cross dressing girl..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh the irony.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;"&gt;JACKASS 3D COUNTDOWN 2 DAYS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2362162143938138913?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2362162143938138913'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2362162143938138913'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/they-will-not-control-us-we-will-be.html' title='They will not control us, We will be victorious'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5369372600222530998</id><published>2010-10-24T23:00:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-24T23:06:30.753+08:00</updated><title type='text'>part of me wont agree cause I don't know if it's for sure</title><content type='html'>Tough weekend working at Pan Pacific. Standing for 8 hours straight.. my backs been killing me ever since.&lt;br /&gt;not only that, I probably got the most &lt;i&gt;kao-peh&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;boss ever. He and some really fucked-up aunty from the kitchen who even managed find fault with me tying my shoelace. If not for the good money, I would've just walked out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All week I've been learning that almost all my friends are getting into language courses for their CDS. My reaction was just to laugh and give them a reality check. Cant pass their 2nd language (Chinese) -screw chinese btw- and they want to take a 3rd language. hahaha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manchaster United won just now, 2-1. finally..&lt;br /&gt;School tomorrow.. not&amp;nbsp;psyched because of a 9am lecture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;"&gt;JACKASS 3D COUNTDOWN 4 DAYS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5369372600222530998?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5369372600222530998'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5369372600222530998'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/part-of-me-wont-agree-cause-i-dont-know.html' title='part of me wont agree cause I don&apos;t know if it&apos;s for sure'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2711856372263112773</id><published>2010-10-23T00:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-23T00:05:05.892+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Dance to this song</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;Its FRIDAY!&amp;nbsp;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;Got together with my TPrawks group, really fun people, and we 'roamed' orchard road like it was our garden. haha&lt;br /&gt;well, supposed to go clubbing tonight, but my annoying clubbing group decided to go play poker instead. I was going to go with them, but a 500 bucks buy-in? not my style&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;bloody haze in town was killing me, any worse I think I would've coughed out bloood.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;got a really cool instax photo with Joel from the Heineken Maze booth. you gotta get through the maze (pitch black btw), and reach the end where the bartender with give you your free Heineken. punchline was that their marketing strategy -like any other beer company- was a couple hot girls. kinky ehh.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ROONEY STAYS. HELL YEAH&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', Trebuchet, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 19px;"&gt;JACKASS 3D COUNTDOWN 6 DAYS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2711856372263112773?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2711856372263112773'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2711856372263112773'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/dance-to-this-song.html' title='Dance to this song'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5637437573957597254</id><published>2010-10-21T23:14:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-23T12:29:00.997+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Because im already gone</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;2010 started off so brightly with the Green Day gig. toward the end of the year, whats there to look forward to? Zouk out? thats where poseurs get the ultimate chance to show that they're cool. thats my opinion anyways.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Please organisers, bring in some cool bands. I know that Vampire Weekend is coming, but tickets are way overpriced.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Bring Jimmy Eat World. I know many friends who would be really interested.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Looking for the Guitar that Glenn Frey used on The Eagles 1977 California Tour. But it's the Gibson Invader and it's retired :(&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;Retired meaning not in production any more and meaning that the Guitar is rare and vintage.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="line-height: 19px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;"&gt;cheapest one over the internet is around 5 thousand pounds, and its in poor condition.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #444444; font-family: 'Helvetica Neue', Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 19px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red; font-family: 'Times New Roman'; font-size: medium; line-height: normal;"&gt;JACKASS 3D COUNTDOWN 7 DAYS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5637437573957597254?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5637437573957597254'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5637437573957597254'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/because-im-already-gone.html' title='Because im already gone'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4525656436415232740</id><published>2010-10-20T22:23:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-20T22:24:35.249+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Violence is an energy, against the enemy</title><content type='html'>Got my Monday timetable. seriously sucks,&lt;br /&gt;last semester, I started Mondays at 2pm. 2PM!! that meant I could sleep till lunch before heading off.&lt;br /&gt;Now, school starts at 9am. Reality sets in. its a real stinkin feeling.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I guess I knew school like wouldn't be as relaxed as the first semester.&lt;br /&gt;Hopefully my friends timetables match mine, and we can hang out.&lt;br /&gt;Picnic today with the family was really awesome. No sun, (thank you haze). and a lot of wind.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Huge buzz over the internet a few days ago, apparently there was an idea in the UK, to have a Brit-Day Out.&lt;br /&gt;BRIT DAY OUT!, meaning top bands like MUSE, Coldplay, U2, Oasis, Franz Ferdinand, The Chemical Brothers, David Bowie, Keane.&lt;br /&gt;How EPIC would that Gig be? Who ever proposed that idea would have to be a genius. But who should headline such an event? I personally would say MUSE, every other band there were the best in their Eras.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: red;"&gt;JACKASS 3D COUNTDOWN 8 DAYS&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4525656436415232740?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4525656436415232740'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4525656436415232740'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/violence-is-energy-against-enemy.html' title='Violence is an energy, against the enemy'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-422146604148596640</id><published>2010-10-19T19:57:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T22:51:55.331+08:00</updated><title type='text'>They say music can alter moods and talk to you</title><content type='html'>Realised i''ve not posted in awhile, so i'm just gonna recap the fun I had 1 week before school reopens.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Class chalet was pretty fun, but the BBQ was really fail. played monopoly deal, tai-tee and truth or dare.&lt;br /&gt;had a really uneventful night walk cause all the girls were too afraid to walk through the swamp.&lt;br /&gt;overall the class bonded pretty well, so as the 'assistant class rep' id say the chalet was a success.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;had one full days rest before heading to Sentosa with my gang 'facegroup' as always its super fun, except that no matter how &lt;i&gt;kiasu&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;I was with the sunblock, it didn't prevent the damn sun from burning my face.&lt;br /&gt;Was really really hot. No one was spared.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Still miss the sec school days. Just happy to know that my sec school friends still keep in touch, and we're pretty tight&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just a little peak on what i've been trying to master on guitar.&lt;br /&gt;the ever amazing Jackass theme&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just check it out on my must watch video tab&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-422146604148596640?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/422146604148596640'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/422146604148596640'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/they-say-music-can-alter-moods-and-talk.html' title='They say music can alter moods and talk to you'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7956296176368169847</id><published>2010-10-12T22:49:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T22:51:05.162+08:00</updated><title type='text'>some say we're never meant to grow up</title><content type='html'>My cousin hooked me up with a waiter job for wedding banquets at the Pan Pacific hotel for a day.&amp;nbsp;which coincidentally was 10|10|10.&lt;br /&gt;And turns out, I was waiting at Jacelyn Tay wedding. (A Singaporean actress and millionaire)&lt;br /&gt;pretty cool checking out all the other celebrities. even radio personalities like Glenn Ong, Jean Danker and the Muttons. Tiring night but pay was great. can afford those new Van sneakers now :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sucked that after such a tiring night I had camp.&lt;br /&gt;I guess you can say camp was fun, but I was really too shagged to be enthu and lively. was yawning and starring into space almost half the day. made some really nice people. and that's what camp is all about.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;supper now :P&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7956296176368169847?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7956296176368169847'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7956296176368169847'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/some-say-were-never-meant-to-grow-up.html' title='some say we&apos;re never meant to grow up'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-215593623911678094</id><published>2010-10-09T22:39:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T22:50:40.341+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wake me up inside, tell me there's a reason</title><content type='html'>probably the most coincidental day of my life so far.&lt;br /&gt;met my old form-teacher, and 2 other classmates on my way to enrol in driving school.&lt;br /&gt;and turns out they're going to enroll too. same day, same time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, turns out job hunting kinda sucks. landed a waiters job at Pan pacific hotel. on the 10/10/10.&lt;br /&gt;everyones getting married and im gonna be their awesomeshitzz waiter.&lt;br /&gt;hope to see some hawt stuff there. hahaha :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I just keep finding out that more and more cool bands also use the Gibson SG. :D&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-215593623911678094?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/215593623911678094'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/215593623911678094'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/wake-me-up-inside-tell-me-theres-reason.html' title='Wake me up inside, tell me there&apos;s a reason'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1645657200845435664</id><published>2010-10-04T01:07:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-19T22:50:09.769+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Standing on your momma's porch, you told me that you'd wait forever</title><content type='html'>Just been blog-trolling again.&lt;br /&gt;Its really fun to read what friends have to blog about.&lt;br /&gt;relationships, life, music, even tampons. you name it, i've read it. haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im really trying to keep up posting on my blog.&lt;br /&gt;cause I know one day, maybe 10 years down the road, I would come back and read what a weirdo I was 10 years ago. Its like a time capsule you bury, just to come back in the future and&amp;nbsp;reminisce.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im going to keep this blog post short. because I find typing with just my right hand annoyingly slow..&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1645657200845435664?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1645657200845435664'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1645657200845435664'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/standing-on-your-mommas-porch-you-told.html' title='Standing on your momma&apos;s porch, you told me that you&apos;d wait forever'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4644847264970164378</id><published>2010-10-01T23:52:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-10-01T23:52:58.654+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I dont really wanna stop the show, but I thought you might like to know</title><content type='html'>Ended Sports Club camp about 5 hours ago, im super shagged.&lt;br /&gt;Camp was really fun though, made some new friends, but was really tired during the camp :(&lt;br /&gt;played some monopoly deal, I kinda sucked at it.&lt;br /&gt;My team, Black were pretty awesome, won a pizza at a tongue twister challenge. and I guess having a dry throat didn't help, but we won anyways.&lt;br /&gt;And I just realised that the teh peng in design is really great.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Only 3 over weeks left for holidays. damn I need a job.&lt;br /&gt;Anyone wanna hire me? My portfolio is really impressive :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;Puma just sent me my Autographed Photo of me and Sebastian Vettel. lol&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ehhh. im not even blogging properly atm. im probably gonna save this as a draft and decide whether I should edit this later... yawnnn&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="425" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1NEvjgUUZZU?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1NEvjgUUZZU?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;all damn gigs should be this lively&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4644847264970164378?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4644847264970164378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4644847264970164378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/10/i-dont-really-wanna-stop-show-but-i.html' title='I dont really wanna stop the show, but I thought you might like to know'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2561803032314234887</id><published>2010-09-27T00:02:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-27T00:03:43.085+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Bleed American, Jimmy Eat World</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;Webber topped the standings after the Singapore GP, which is great cause im a redbull fan.&lt;br /&gt;Vettel still up there and in contention. Hamilton out. whooop!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;well, didnt attend ANY after party. which is such a bummer because I was kinda looking forward to clubbing.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;Burst my string in the middle of my plug in baby intro attempt.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"&gt;Even nearly got bleed american right on drums.&lt;br /&gt;Gonna help play keyboard and back-up drums for my friends band ChunkHounds.&lt;br /&gt;gonna be really fun, around mid next month, will post more details&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;pics.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8528_143921577829_674537829_2643655_1402670_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs218.snc1/8528_143921192829_674537829_2643607_4862918_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8528_143921257829_674537829_2643616_2041920_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs218.snc1/8528_143921552829_674537829_2643652_1105761_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8528_143921352829_674537829_2643628_3054203_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8528_143921352829_674537829_2643628_3054203_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs238.snc1/8528_143921367829_674537829_2643629_2301503_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="425" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ag8yc8yx2LU?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Ag8yc8yx2LU?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2561803032314234887?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2561803032314234887'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2561803032314234887'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/bleed-american-jimmy-eat-world.html' title='Bleed American, Jimmy Eat World'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-8259044781927189318</id><published>2010-09-23T23:37:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-26T00:01:21.873+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Feeling Good, MUSE</title><content type='html'>crappy week? lonely week? scratch that.&lt;br /&gt;This weekend I watched United Beat them scousers 3-2,&lt;br /&gt;Midweek I watched United Trash Scunthorpe 5-2,&lt;br /&gt;Wednesday I visited my Grandmother and had a mooncake buffet. no kidding&lt;br /&gt;Thursday I had VIP tickets to have a chat with Formula 1 driver Sebastian Vettel, kindly sponsored by torque magazine, puma and red bull. Again, FREE FLOW of red bull.&lt;br /&gt;Saw loads of personalities, including a pretty cool journalist who&amp;nbsp;obliged a photo with me.&lt;br /&gt;Friday, going to Malacca for FOOD, FOOD AND MORE FOOD!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Things starting to look up again. Job hunting still going on, need lots of money after looking at the new puma collection. looking to buy a hoodie and some shoes.&lt;br /&gt;Ive even decided that I might just never grow long hair again.&lt;br /&gt;Exam results will be released really soon, but im really not stressed at all. I done my best and GOD im feeling good&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="400" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs705.snc4/62515_437063132829_674537829_5183153_3286637_n.jpg" width="305" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="425" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/sri5Cra5tdY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/sri5Cra5tdY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-8259044781927189318?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8259044781927189318'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8259044781927189318'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/feeling-good-muse.html' title='Feeling Good, MUSE'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2767912987871057816</id><published>2010-09-20T00:09:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-20T00:09:26.247+08:00</updated><title type='text'>LA baby, Jonas Brothers</title><content type='html'>Ive been&amp;nbsp;privileged enough to go to the US many times, and to even travel to places&amp;nbsp;&amp;nbsp;further than Southeast Asia.&lt;br /&gt;So when my other friends get to travel, I shouldn't be jealous. The grass is always greener the other side.&lt;br /&gt;being hypocritical isn't me, and i'm really trying not to throw stones because my glass house is so goddam fragile.&lt;br /&gt;So one of my really good friends is going to LA, gaaarhh, I LOVE LA. the weather, the atmosphere, and the feeling of being in a totally different country, with really different people.&lt;br /&gt;right now i'm stuck in this crappy island near the equator, where the tax rates are soaring, where the cost of living is way to expensive.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;My dad's been planning to migrate to Spain, and I welcome that, of course I don't wanna lose my friends, but i'm really starting to see a whole greener side to migration.&lt;br /&gt;its been a horrible weekend, all my friends are busy, im stuck at home. being a loner is getting to my head.&lt;br /&gt;Went to St James powerstation though. but I left around 2 because they guys wanted to smoke weed and drink till they puke,.. and that's not me.&lt;br /&gt;Music is my company now, I might actually be seeing a whole new side to the Jo-Bros. Their music are actually groovy and nice to sing along, its refreshing pop music. and im not a Jo-Bro fan.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="425" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s58W6Q_rz5Y?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s58W6Q_rz5Y?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2767912987871057816?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2767912987871057816'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2767912987871057816'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/la-baby-jonas-brothers.html' title='LA baby, Jonas Brothers'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7068491775194935696</id><published>2010-09-15T00:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-15T00:48:15.421+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Teenage Dirtbag, Weezer</title><content type='html'>dont you just love old school rock, not those loud heavy stuff you hear these days (not complaining), but the old 'soft' rock songs?&lt;br /&gt;weezer is one perfect example, with a touch of indie.&lt;br /&gt;with song good hits like teenage dirtbag, beverly hills, perfect situation, and now with their hit MEMORIES, i wonder how 9 outta 10 people i ask dont even know them.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;good bands go unnoticed, while ass cunts like justin beiber make it famous, i mean.. he doesnt even have balls yet, someone needs to remind him that he's 16, canadian and white. so stop actiing black and hitting on older women.&lt;br /&gt;even other RMB artists like jason derulo. auto tuner?? seriously? they suck live so bad and they need the help of technology to cover their poor voices up.&lt;br /&gt;MUSE and green day are perfect examples of bands who are insanely good live, and they give fans what they wanna hear.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="425" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/INNAzJfq1ig?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/INNAzJfq1ig?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7068491775194935696?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7068491775194935696'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7068491775194935696'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/teenage-dirtbag-weezer.html' title='Teenage Dirtbag, Weezer'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6713014731570585288</id><published>2010-09-10T20:31:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-10T20:31:58.622+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Memories, Weezer</title><content type='html'>Dont you hate it when you dream about something really cool, and super awesome,, then you wake up and have that real crappy feeling that it was all a dream. pfff&lt;div&gt;today I dreamt that I 'legally' looted an Apple store. a little weird, but can you imagine all the ipads and itouches there is in an Apple store?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;watched The&amp;nbsp;Expendables&amp;nbsp;yesterday. really really good movie. fight scenes were awesome. its definitely a M18 show.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Now all im waiting for to come out is Jackass 3D and Harry Potter.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;I know a friend who goes to Brown university. BROWN!! thats where Emma Watsons studies.. jeeez&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;some people dont think Jackass is funny, but i love it, not cause im sadistic or anything, but slapstick humor is really funny! innit?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Weezer has been around for a long time and i love their songs. but this one is by far the most meaningful and jizzzism song out there now.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: black; width: 520px;"&gt;&lt;div style="padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;embed allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" base="." flashvars="" height="425" src="http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:uma:video:mtv.com:559819" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="650"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;div style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-top: 4px; padding: 4px;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/weezer/artist.jhtml"&gt;Weezer&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Tags: &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/artist/weezer/artist.jhtml" style="color: #439cd8;" target="_blank"&gt;Weezer&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/" style="color: #439cd8;" target="_blank"&gt;New Music&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.mtv.com/music/video/" style="color: #439cd8;" target="_blank"&gt;More Music Videos&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6713014731570585288?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6713014731570585288'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6713014731570585288'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/memories-weezer.html' title='Memories, Weezer'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2857490254371543709</id><published>2010-09-07T01:06:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-07T01:06:14.199+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I found a way, Drake Bell</title><content type='html'>Family dinner a couple days ago. real epic. It was the the Icon, next to the Amara&lt;br /&gt;saw cousins that ive not seen in more than a year.&lt;br /&gt;really nice to catch up with them. I mean,.. the food was great, I had 3 full glasses of wine, and CHEESE PASTA. loads of meat and chocolate cake&lt;br /&gt;dammit that was really unhealthy. there was sheeshkabab :o)&lt;br /&gt;so much food and drinks. and I had Elle's company :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUeIV24uwI/AAAAAAAAAWw/zptaU69UJFw/s1600/IMG_0348.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUeIV24uwI/AAAAAAAAAWw/zptaU69UJFw/s400/IMG_0348.JPG" width="300" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUeQusjlEI/AAAAAAAAAW4/NrKpJsXhqok/s1600/IMG_0347.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="400" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUeQusjlEI/AAAAAAAAAW4/NrKpJsXhqok/s400/IMG_0347.JPG" width="300" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;Finally Exams are here, and the hardest paper to me is over.&lt;br /&gt;Got home, took a super long bath and watched Cop out.&lt;br /&gt;Bath = Total awesomeness, I was in the damn tub for 2 hours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUecUNncEI/AAAAAAAAAXA/f3pMYiofNuk/s1600/IMG_0351.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="480" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUecUNncEI/AAAAAAAAAXA/f3pMYiofNuk/s640/IMG_0351.JPG" width="640" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;And oh yea. Drake Bell from drake and josh. remember him. awesomenessss&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="420" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/v7f3GjrwlzY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/v7f3GjrwlzY?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="420"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2857490254371543709?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2857490254371543709'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2857490254371543709'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/i-found-way-drake-bell.html' title='I found a way, Drake Bell'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TIUeIV24uwI/AAAAAAAAAWw/zptaU69UJFw/s72-c/IMG_0348.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1614038461105610876</id><published>2010-09-03T20:07:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-09-03T20:09:24.123+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Return to Sender, Elvis</title><content type='html'>more days till exams are all over,&lt;br /&gt;And another 6 week break after that, which I can enjoy&amp;nbsp;immensely.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Short on cash now that I've been spending so much on shirts that I may never wear, or dress pants I may never use.&lt;br /&gt;I can play a couple Beatle songs on the guitar now.&lt;br /&gt;its not that hard but hell im happy(:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;my old red converse shoes are going to tear.&lt;br /&gt;dilemma to replace them with another converse pair, or a Vans pair.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs303.snc4/40481_427454109130_572399130_4741992_8310243_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="480" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash2/hs185.ash2/44835_427457079130_572399130_4742041_2534020_n.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="425" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z54-QHEZN6E?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Z54-QHEZN6E?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="425"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1614038461105610876?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1614038461105610876'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1614038461105610876'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/09/return-to-sender-elvis.html' title='Return to Sender, Elvis'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7635344016184209699</id><published>2010-08-26T01:40:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-08-26T01:41:58.754+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Say you dont want it, One night only</title><content type='html'>2 weeks left till exams and im still not hit top gear.&lt;br /&gt;--&amp;gt;Top Gear, which is an awesome show by the way :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Friday was a good day.. got about 4 hours worth of econs memorised, before playing 3 hours of Lan, and the rest of the night at Universal Studios Singapore.&lt;br /&gt;im working hard and playing much harder.. &lt;i&gt;sigh&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well I love the company of my friends - who doesnt - and when you're with good company, things get really fun:D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh yeah.. today i got outta bed and walked straight into the door.&lt;br /&gt;super big bruise on my head now which explains why im wearing my bandanna all day.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Singledom has its ups ans downs.&lt;br /&gt;freedom is an up, loneliness is a down.&lt;br /&gt;but who cares im loving it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;thinking of buying a baseball glove.. :D:D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="420" width="650"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/AZa1ViT4Ihc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/AZa1ViT4Ihc?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="650" height="420"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7635344016184209699?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7635344016184209699'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7635344016184209699'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/08/say-you-dont-want-it-one-night-only.html' title='Say you dont want it, One night only'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6325298251950478999</id><published>2010-08-18T11:57:00.003+08:00</published><updated>2010-08-18T11:59:41.773+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Resistance, MUSE</title><content type='html'>razy week.&lt;br /&gt;its the holidays, but im waking up at 6 almost everyday now.&lt;br /&gt;mostly practising my golf, and on some days some really intense badminton games.&lt;br /&gt;muscle aches go away pleaseee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Was at Daren's 21st birthday last friday night.&lt;br /&gt;an awesome casino themed party. a lot of gambling, alcohol, and girls.&lt;br /&gt;But, I left early cause the urge to gamble was overwhelming. Resistance!!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;just around last week, I saw celeb blogger Dawn Yang at the Marina Bay Sands.&lt;br /&gt;Of course I had to say Hi to her. no picture tho :(&lt;br /&gt;she's really nice and pretty.. although she looks really plastic.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I miss travelling. Someday I'll go on a world tour, or just a Euro trip&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="300" src="http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs653.snc3/32266_393189182829_674537829_4091721_2360427_n.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;But like Arnold&amp;nbsp;Schwarzenegger says, "I'll be back"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="400" src="http://www.jonnycotton.co.uk/v/vspfiles/photos/TV-TERM-2T.jpg" width="378" /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="420" width="600"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5yT_gQvamWE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5yT_gQvamWE?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="600" height="420"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6325298251950478999?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6325298251950478999'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6325298251950478999'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/08/resistance-muse.html' title='Resistance, MUSE'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-159825618511234947</id><published>2010-08-15T01:00:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-08-15T01:00:32.253+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Patience, Take That</title><content type='html'>theres nothing interesting to blog about :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, im gonna have to update more often now ive not posted nearly 2 weeks :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So..... recently my family has been buying LOADS of food directly from the whole-salers.&lt;br /&gt;and im not talking about normal food... im talking steak, lamb, oysters, alaskan crab, all the best shit in the world. CHEAP.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so the past few days ive just been indulging.. hopefully putting on more weight.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Played a couple rounds of golf too. playing way better than i used to even though ive not played in a very long time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;exams soon. study mally, study&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-159825618511234947?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/159825618511234947'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/159825618511234947'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/08/patience-take-that.html' title='Patience, Take That'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4294926632775497036</id><published>2010-08-04T23:24:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-08-04T23:24:57.809+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Concerning hobbits, Lord of the Rings</title><content type='html'>The holidays are just 2 days away, yet it doesnt feel like the old holidays.&lt;br /&gt;almost all of my friends are caught up with their stuff.&lt;br /&gt;not worried though, we always get together for some awesome 'bro-time'&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;some of my tp friends are trying to get me to smoke again, but nahh. my smoking days are long over. i guess when i go clubbing and drinking then a stick or 2 wont be that bad, but i wont be smoking in front of my non-smoking friends cause they hate that, and i hate that. :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;one thing to look forward to is that the EPL is back in just 2 weeks. mhy gosh i really need my dosage of football. ive not played a full match in months. my fitness is gone i think. gotta get off my lazy ass and gym more!!&lt;object height="385" width="640"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HfffzRJ9nVs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HfffzRJ9nVs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4294926632775497036?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link 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lol.&lt;br /&gt;and playing guitar :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well after this week, its&amp;nbsp;guaranteed 1 month of slacking before the main papers,&lt;br /&gt;com skills is a bitch, its english, but its annoying.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;rumours that MUSE is playing at Singfest is rubbish.&lt;br /&gt;if they were going, i would buy tickets in a flash.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/vQObWW06VAM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/vQObWW06VAM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6574229717783195414?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6574229717783195414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6574229717783195414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/apache-sugarhill-gang.html' title='Apache, Sugarhill gang'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5718703220080791323</id><published>2010-07-25T23:35:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-25T23:35:23.022+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Godfather Theme, Slash</title><content type='html'>This weekends been the most uneventful one this whole year i think..&lt;br /&gt;im bored to death sleeping my ass off and watching old movies.&lt;br /&gt;where are the constant messages i used to get. where are my friends who supposed to be calling me out :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;haha.&lt;br /&gt;its all good actually. time with family is always good.&lt;br /&gt;my lil sis is being a real pain in the arse. its definitely puberty taking effect.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;did i mention killing zombies on wed when i was high on vodka?&lt;br /&gt;great night :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCplsXu1HRk&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/SCplsXu1HRk&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2554899967688315292</id><published>2010-07-22T23:19:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-22T23:19:03.626+08:00</updated><title type='text'>We're not gonna take it, Twisted Sisters</title><content type='html'>Captains ball, I think we put a pretty good team together, and made it at least to the next day, before losing to a really physical team. I guess we should have won.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;the ref was a wuss and the rules were screwed up.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;but hell im not really upset, this showed me that after so long I can still play a sport right. I ve been injury plagued for so long im afraid to over-exert myself.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;yeah i got a horrifying cramp just now, on my calves and toes, i should really keep eating them bananas :D&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;Well i think i just gotta get through my damn injury fears. which should be so hard since i think ive gone through almost every injury you can think of, even fracturing my head, and a shitload of stitches to my face.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MotNtq41NDw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MotNtq41NDw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2554899967688315292?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2554899967688315292'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2554899967688315292'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/were-not-gonna-take-it-twisted-sisters.html' title='We&apos;re not gonna take it, Twisted Sisters'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-940584454099100821</id><published>2010-07-18T15:03:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-18T15:18:17.232+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Thunderstruck, ACDC</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;Catching movies with my BROs are kinda the best thing i could do on a weekend.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;eating you mian just like old times and stabbing each other playing CS was to real orgasmic. LOL&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;well, for the 2nd week in-a-row we tried to catch Eclipse at a prime-time slot. and COULD NOT!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;heh.. we hopped through town looking through 4 different cinemas are ANY seat for Eclipse hahahah&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;in the end we managed to get the LAST SEATS for eclipse at the Cathay. not only the last seats.. but FRONT ROW SEATS AHHA.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;never liked front row seats, but turns out, it aint that bad.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;the movie wasnt as bad as i expected, and omfg is Ashley Greene (Alice) super duper hot.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;she and Jackson Rathbone (Jasper) make a damn sexehh couple. :o)&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;well, talking and reminiscing about each others lives now and our secondary school days are really eye-opening stuff.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;looks like everyones going through the same crap with grades, family, relationships..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;I met a girl in school and wow.. lasting impression??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/X80Qjh9Yivs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/X80Qjh9Yivs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Oh.. did I mention Toy Story 3 was really awesome too?&lt;br /&gt;It really is. go watch it on the big screen before its no longer in the cinemas :)&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-940584454099100821?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/940584454099100821'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/940584454099100821'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/thunderstruck-acdc.html' title='Thunderstruck, ACDC'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-574697272107414813</id><published>2010-07-17T01:05:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-17T01:05:54.138+08:00</updated><title type='text'>So long Goodbye, Sum 41</title><content type='html'>Time passes by, direction unknown.&lt;br /&gt;You've left us now, we're not alone,&lt;br /&gt;before you know it, your cups overflown,&lt;br /&gt;you measure no one that i've ever known&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;We always knew that it'd come to this&lt;br /&gt;Its times like this I forget what I miss&lt;br /&gt;matters of heart are hard to address&lt;br /&gt;especially when yours is full of emptiness.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;And it's quite alright&lt;br /&gt;and goodbye for now,&lt;br /&gt;just look up to the stars&lt;br /&gt;and believe who your are&lt;br /&gt;cause its quite alright,&lt;br /&gt;and so long goodbye.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im back.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-574697272107414813?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/574697272107414813'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/574697272107414813'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/so-long-goodbye-sum-41.html' title='So long Goodbye, Sum 41'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-6464379432270928742</id><published>2010-07-12T20:17:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-12T20:17:33.977+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Savior, Rise Against</title><content type='html'>been taking a long look at my blog layout.. and apparently i completely forgot how it became purple..&lt;br /&gt;editing it to look nice is gonna take a long time so imma leave it as it is. hmm&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well, the World Cup is over, sad we gotta wait another 4 years for more WC action.&lt;br /&gt;my favourite team Netherlands lost to shitty Spain.. well you cant have everything in life. hopefully something better happens for me :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;caught the Finale at LP, 'live' screaning with some alcohol and poker. pretty uneventful but fun night i guess..&lt;br /&gt;reall tired now, been taking shit from spainish supporters this whole day. gonna sleep now. :)&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-6464379432270928742?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6464379432270928742'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/6464379432270928742'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/savior-rise-against.html' title='Savior, Rise Against'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-961512460453546991</id><published>2010-07-10T00:43:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-10T00:43:34.521+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ob La Di, Ob La Da, The Beatles</title><content type='html'>"Alright guys, we're going to play a song that makes completely no sense, can you guys guess what it is?"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;BEATLEMANIA was truly EPIC.. i paid good money, and got good seats for a really great tribute show for the Beatles.. if you are thinking, 'no way, cant be as great' then you're wrong. it was almost as if the REAL Beatles were there. the crowd was awesome, atmosphere, singing all awesome..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2hrs 30mins of the best of the beatles, Opening with TWIST AND SHOUT, closing with HEY JUDE. nobody wanted it to end, but as they say, all good things must come to an end.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;NOT TRUE.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;after the Beatles show, i got their autograph on the only writable thing i had on me.. my US 1-dollar bill.&lt;br /&gt;the autographed it, and damned it looked good.. doesnt get any better than this &amp;lt;3&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-961512460453546991?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/961512460453546991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/961512460453546991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/ob-la-di-ob-la-da-beatles.html' title='Ob La Di, Ob La Da, The Beatles'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-1085126405417947704</id><published>2010-07-08T01:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-08T01:38:23.604+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Scumfuck, Sum 41</title><content type='html'>First 2 weeks of July's a bitch.. like 6 projects due?? seriously.. what the fuck..&lt;br /&gt;looking down at most of my recent blog posts, its all about projects piling up, and failing to meet datelines..&lt;br /&gt;all this negative crap is causing me to be more stressed.. ive not been sick in YEARS including my O levels which i was pretty relaxed.. but now im getting sick and tired so often...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well SCRATCH THAT!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Watching Shaycarl and the Shaytards has made me look at life differently. a&amp;nbsp;positive&amp;nbsp;way.. well ive always looked at life positively.. but now im looking at life at a different angle again.&lt;br /&gt;So over the last week, I won a Gibson SG Raw Power, a green dream guiatr :D&lt;br /&gt;My favourite team holland is in the WC finals, and germany would hopefully join them soon.&lt;br /&gt;Im gonna watch Beatlemania tmr, and its gonna be a blast.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bTvFxt14JTM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bTvFxt14JTM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-1085126405417947704?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1085126405417947704'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/1085126405417947704'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/07/scumfuck-sum-41.html' title='Scumfuck, Sum 41'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3941884996823363572</id><published>2010-07-02T17:38:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-07-02T17:39:28.178+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wouldnt it be Nice, The Beach Boys</title><content type='html'>UBER sick for some time now.. cant really type much, cant blog :(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;upside is I just won a Gibson SG Raw Power Guitar!&lt;br /&gt;yippeee&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;img height="299" src="http://www.gibson.com/Files/AllAccess/2009/Contests/raw-power-sg-header.jpg" width="640" /&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3941884996823363572?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' 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boredom or im just starting to become an introvert...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;realised ive not been talking much to the people around me.. maybe because im surrounded by too many people who are hard to get along or im just not in the mood. seldom am I in the mood for much things unless im with my best buddies.. like playing soccer, LAN, bball, or even the lousy jamming sessions.. I mean banging on the drums with no real&amp;nbsp;rhythm&amp;nbsp;still helps take my mind off things.. Randolf keeps saying that I just need another girl in my life or some good humping LOL (dun think he reads the blog anymore...)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I asked even some of my friends if they think im an introvert and their reactions were "No way!"..&lt;br /&gt;guess its all in my head. Grr&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well, this year's World Cup seems pretty exciting and boring at the same time.. so far ive missed just 3 matches.. losing sleep and meals are driving me crazy.. hanging out at coffee shops and bars to catch the broadcasts are pretty awesome though.. Epic atmosphere, Die-hard fans, great company.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;"&gt;I got everything that you want&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;"&gt;like a heart that's oh, so true&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;"&gt;just call on me&amp;nbsp;and I'll send it along&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666;"&gt;with love from me to you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/JHDWyyUfMmQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/JHDWyyUfMmQ&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-8760355699373353384?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8760355699373353384'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/8760355699373353384'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/06/from-me-to-you-beatles.html' title='From me to you, The Beatles'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2703892608040903004</id><published>2010-06-15T23:48:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-15T23:48:56.180+08:00</updated><title type='text'>I get by with a little help from my friends, The Beatles</title><content type='html'>Yesterday was the best BBQ&amp;nbsp;I've&amp;nbsp;had.. EVER!&lt;br /&gt;My best friends came together to celebrate Leyon and Colin's 18th birthdays.. and Joshua got drunk.. like a real fat pig banging his hands on the table and singing "Im on a highway to hell"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ping Pong was fun, swimming was great, cards was good, royal rumble was bad-ass, water bomb fight was WHOAAA..&lt;br /&gt;talked for hours after the BBQ at Siglap where I saw a girl with the largest assets ever..&lt;br /&gt;walked to Marine Terrace for more talking, when the police came to tell us we were being a public nuisance..&lt;br /&gt;LAN after that. before breakfast and SLEEP.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just now, I was on my way to Bedok to buy some iphone covers from a friend..&lt;br /&gt;and Olivia got on the bus. she's really pretty.. like&amp;nbsp;anybody's dream girl. and we talked..&lt;br /&gt;she has a boyfriend and she's really happy.&lt;br /&gt;but really the best 2 days i've had in a long time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;What would you think if I sang outta tune&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;would you stand up and walk out on me?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/i24mkN0ybZ8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/i24mkN0ybZ8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2703892608040903004?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' 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school work and stuff :(&lt;br /&gt;Just found out that my sister's been accepted in to the University of Curtin, Singapore,&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I found out my friend's selling me his Epiphone Les Paul cheap, but i gotta buy an amplifier.. which is like... 200 bucks.&lt;br /&gt;and Organising a class chalet is difficult, yet alone being in main committee for BSGIG..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Im finding myself stuck IN TOO DEEP in some situations that I cant get out of.. bah.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/emGri7i8Y2Y&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/emGri7i8Y2Y&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" 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src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-7502838819682527010</id><published>2010-06-06T00:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-06T00:38:21.637+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Girl, The Beatles</title><content type='html'>So I changed my blogs layout today, to something wider and more colourful.&lt;br /&gt;Changed the display picture and some other small missable stuff.&lt;br /&gt;Thanks to my friends who said it looks better and really nice..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;quote from Joel Heng, "Whoaaw fucking nice!!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;hahas. its the holidays and im doing nothing.. partially cause the other poly's holidays hasnt started i guess.&lt;br /&gt;im still dying to play GH.. Rock band Green Day is coming out next week,.. hope one of my friends buy it :o)&lt;br /&gt;Planning for a chalet this holiday. its gonna be off the hook!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-UMKxUR2tU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/B-UMKxUR2tU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-7502838819682527010?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7502838819682527010'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/7502838819682527010'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/06/girl-beatles.html' title='Girl, The Beatles'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-86959392180661662</id><published>2010-06-03T00:16:00.002+08:00</published><updated>2010-06-03T00:18:32.194+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Come on Eileen, Dexy's Midnight Runners</title><content type='html'>exam week. cant do much stuff. trying to study but cant:(&lt;br /&gt;had the Huang family gold tournament dinner today. didnt play cause Ive got term tests, but attended the buffet dinner... alot of seafood:(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well its an occasion that lets me wear my white leather shoes from the US :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Last years winner :P&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TAaDZfhGBgI/AAAAAAAAAWA/pu1OuMEcfyQ/s1600/IMG_0240%5B1%5D.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TAaDZfhGBgI/AAAAAAAAAWA/pu1OuMEcfyQ/s320/IMG_0240%5B1%5D.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;And i watched my dads friend drive up in his Rolls Royce..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TAaDh-pPbAI/AAAAAAAAAWI/rTnsnsWgE-o/s1600/IMG_0238%5B1%5D.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TAaDh-pPbAI/AAAAAAAAAWI/rTnsnsWgE-o/s320/IMG_0238%5B1%5D.JPG" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;This is a super awesome hippie like song.. like a 60's hippeeeee&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oc-P8oDuS0Q&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oc-P8oDuS0Q&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-86959392180661662?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/86959392180661662'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/86959392180661662'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/06/come-on-eileen-dexys-midnight-runners.html' title='Come on Eileen, Dexy&apos;s Midnight Runners'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/TAaDZfhGBgI/AAAAAAAAAWA/pu1OuMEcfyQ/s72-c/IMG_0240%5B1%5D.JPG' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-3225053608332100279</id><published>2010-05-28T23:38:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-28T23:41:26.814+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sweet Home Alabama, Bo Bice</title><content type='html'>4 straight hours of basketball..&lt;br /&gt;thats some hardcore stuff.&lt;br /&gt;backaches, sore feet and aching mucles.. arrrggh&lt;br /&gt;decided to swim at LP to try get over some cramps and aches.&lt;br /&gt;lo and behold I met Eugene in the pool.. haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Manage to catch the encore of American Idol finale.&lt;br /&gt;so happy a guy won.. well saddest thing is Simon will no longer judge..&lt;br /&gt;American Idol isnt good without him.&lt;br /&gt;Happened to watch some other AI finales on YouTube.&lt;br /&gt;like.. the Soul Patrols season, Carrie Underwoods season, and Clay Aikens season..&lt;br /&gt;Honestly.. Hicks is awesome, altho Catherine Mcphee should have won. Bo Bice should have been TIED winner with Carrie Underwood, and Clay Aiken should have won Reuben hands down..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Here's a Video of Bo Bice singing Sweet Home Alabama..&lt;br /&gt;insane energy by the crowd..&lt;br /&gt;Damn he would PWN this song on GH :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gyijjZZTM0c&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gyijjZZTM0c&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-3225053608332100279?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3225053608332100279'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/3225053608332100279'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/05/sweet-home-alabama-bo-bice.html' title='Sweet Home Alabama, Bo Bice'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4527402446282460265</id><published>2010-05-24T22:38:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-24T22:38:50.577+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Eye of The Tiger, Survivor</title><content type='html'>&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;Just a few days ago I spilt milk..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial; font-size: small;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 13px;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Times New Roman';"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: medium;"&gt;my 2nd favourite drink in the milk, and i spilt it.. 1 WHOLE carton of it gone..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;better yet, i had to clean it up. haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;well just found out that my dad wants to move house..&lt;br /&gt;its sad. just when im getting used to Eastwood :(&lt;br /&gt;he said something about I have to stop my Vodka collection,&lt;br /&gt;and ive got no more place to do my weights.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Moneys been a problem of late..&lt;br /&gt;ugh.. I hate being in a bad financial state.&lt;br /&gt;I actually missed the Axis of Awesome Concert cause i felt spending that little bit of money was baaad &amp;gt;&amp;lt;&lt;br /&gt;looks like my guitar lessons has to stop, and a whole load of other stuff has to stop.&lt;br /&gt;No more working out to Rocky's bad-ass boxing...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVKG5dtU5I4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/hVKG5dtU5I4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4527402446282460265?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4527402446282460265'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4527402446282460265'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/05/eye-of-tiger-survivor.html' title='Eye of The Tiger, Survivor'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2720030859322002181</id><published>2010-05-21T22:51:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-21T22:51:04.261+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Neutron Star Collision, MUSE</title><content type='html'>so its really been a screwed up week..&lt;br /&gt;tests and projects suck real bad, and im stressing myself out on CSA.. wtfff&lt;br /&gt;well the weeks over, and TGIF. no more projects, but tests soon.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;final episode of Survivor, Heroes Vs Villains on sunday. cant wait..&lt;br /&gt;90210 as drama as ever. :D&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Jons 19th was kinda cool. got to smash some egg and mayo sandwich in his face. hahaha\&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZwwLUdQixM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/FZwwLUdQixM&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2720030859322002181?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2720030859322002181'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2720030859322002181'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/05/neutron-star-collision-muse.html' title='Neutron Star Collision, MUSE'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-615691727206217836</id><published>2010-05-16T15:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-16T15:36:46.029+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Rule the World, Take That</title><content type='html'>Its the weekend, and for the first time, its boring.&lt;br /&gt;My weekends are usually reserved for time with my best friends, but poly life is consuming our time, projects after projects.. no time for a relationship, no time for fun.&lt;br /&gt;Now that the BPL is over, theres no more football matches to watch on weekends. no more late nights going to the Manchester United Cafe Bar down at Boat Quay.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Played soccer with andrew and his dads team yesterday.. had a goal disallowed by some gay-ass ref. Pssshhh&lt;br /&gt;well im FINALLY gonna start my driving lessons soon, and guitar lessons when I have time.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You have gotta watch this vid :&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="360" width="460"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/OlD4EVLRSJw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OlD4EVLRSJw&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-615691727206217836?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' 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soon..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;tests starting,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;stress levels rising,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;commitments piling up.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;i've got no time for you social stuff anymore&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;I MUST go to church every week&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Im sure I can do it..&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;-Resistance-&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"&gt;Lets make this last forever.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4490948401209479941?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4490948401209479941'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4490948401209479941'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/05/first-date-blink-182.html' title='First Date, Blink 182'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4963146668403819804</id><published>2010-05-10T20:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-10T20:23:39.134+08:00</updated><title type='text'>We are the Champions, Queen</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;We are the Champions my friends,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;And we'll keep on fighting to the end.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Ohhh we are the Champions,&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;NO TIME FOR LOSERS&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;FOR WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;Of the World!&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/b&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Terribly sad when Manchester United lost the English title to fucking Chelsea.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;If you were down at Boat Quay, you would have heard the whole bar singing We Are The Champions by Queen. even though we United Fans knew deep inside we wouldn't win the title, we had the hope, belief and mentality. that we would not be going down without a fight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Its sad to see so many fans disgruntled and disappointed. But Manchester United gave it their all, even without all 4 first choice defenders for at least 12 EPL matches, we finished runners-up. Next season, we would win it easily. No fight.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdCrZfTkG1c&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xdCrZfTkG1c&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4963146668403819804?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4963146668403819804'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4963146668403819804'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/05/we-are-champions-queen.html' title='We are the Champions, Queen'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2456048178007655462</id><published>2010-05-01T22:41:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-05-01T22:41:40.558+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Sing for the Moment, Eminem</title><content type='html'>A girl Melissa Toh had comitted suicide some days back, and everyone is non-stop talking about it.&lt;br /&gt;Do I know Melissa? lets not get in to that.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This story got me thinking about life. How many times we thought that life wans't worth it.&lt;br /&gt;How the Love of our Family and Friends got us through.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Ive been&amp;nbsp;privileged to know many different people.&lt;br /&gt;And i'm fortunate to be surrounded my great friends throughout life.&lt;br /&gt;Nevermind all the good or bad things I have done in the past, or all the things I might achieve in the future.&lt;br /&gt;Right now is what I live for. My present day life. making the best of it, look back with no regrets, and live life.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I love my life, I love my friends, and Im singing for the moment..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;They say Music can alter moods and talk to you&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Well can it load a gun up for you can cock it too?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/S9w7IVf7QLI/AAAAAAAAAV4/Lb4RmB9-I10/s1600/18550_252358723219_743773219_3286231_8027095_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="300" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/S9w7IVf7QLI/AAAAAAAAAV4/Lb4RmB9-I10/s400/18550_252358723219_743773219_3286231_8027095_n.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/S9w6h1AmWwI/AAAAAAAAAVI/h6Y4CyTwuT8/s1600/14261_368970715450_659490450_10285774_5956930_n.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"&gt;&lt;img border="0" height="282" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/S9w65kzKLII/AAAAAAAAAVo/IMS5icA_qf0/s400/13759_180981297835_542237835_2868243_523181_n.jpg" width="400" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="385" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/D4hAVemuQXY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/D4hAVemuQXY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When someone dies, yes we mourn, but we also celebrate their life, and the impact they left behind on earth.&lt;br /&gt;-RIP Melissa- We'll Miss you&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2456048178007655462?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2456048178007655462'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2456048178007655462'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/05/sing-for-moment-eminem.html' title='Sing for the Moment, Eminem'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><media:thumbnail xmlns:media='http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/' url='http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_hWVke4URucw/S9w7IVf7QLI/AAAAAAAAAV4/Lb4RmB9-I10/s72-c/18550_252358723219_743773219_3286231_8027095_n.jpg' height='72' width='72'/></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-971331175667496567</id><published>2010-04-28T23:46:00.001+08:00</published><updated>2010-04-28T23:57:01.291+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Its Only Natural, The Higher</title><content type='html'>So its the middle of my 2nd week at TP.&lt;br /&gt;I pretty sure poly life is fun.&lt;br /&gt;but i guess school life all over again is making me less motivated to attend school.&lt;br /&gt;but its friends that keep me going. and thank God for that..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Talking about friends.. my class. is divided.. like.. really divided.&lt;br /&gt;its like pre-school when no one knows each other, and its awkward............&lt;br /&gt;well then again, its only week 2. once im in the zone, id probably enjoy school more.&lt;br /&gt;ugh.. Still miss the US.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="355" width="500"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/tShF8sf9VnU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/tShF8sf9VnU&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="500" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-971331175667496567?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/971331175667496567'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/971331175667496567'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/04/its-only-natural-higher.html' title='Its Only Natural, The Higher'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2138345863926184116</id><published>2010-04-21T23:01:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-04-21T23:01:05.369+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Good Left Undone, Rise Against</title><content type='html'>Kinda excited. Im gonna take my driving lessons soon. Its real ex, but a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.&lt;br /&gt;Schools starting to be more enjoyable i guess.. apart from boring lectures and shitty tutorials. Classmates are real nice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Missing the old group, and the shit we used to do.&lt;br /&gt;One of my classmates told me that im probably someone who has never done something wrong before.&lt;br /&gt;I just smiled.&lt;br /&gt;To know me is to drink with me, play cards with me, and kick a ball with me.&lt;br /&gt;if not, you dont know me at all.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="360" width="480"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/70hIRnj9kf8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/70hIRnj9kf8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2138345863926184116?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2138345863926184116'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2138345863926184116'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/04/good-left-undone-rise-against.html' title='The Good Left Undone, Rise Against'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2256765408492861926</id><published>2010-04-17T18:18:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-04-17T18:18:19.902+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Handle This, Sum 41</title><content type='html'>One of my friends just told me Tokio Hotel is way better than Sum 41.&lt;br /&gt;and all i did was laugh at his FAIL understanding of music.&lt;br /&gt;How could you compare Sum 41 to Tokio hotel?&lt;br /&gt;both are of different Genres Punk Rock (sum 41) and pop rock(Tokio Hotel)&lt;br /&gt;I personally hate Tokio Hotel, and Sum 41 is like.. my top 5 most fav bands.&lt;br /&gt;Nonononono. Tokio Hotel = gay music. Seriously.. have you really listened to automatic. thinking about it makes me wanna puke.. Dont get me wrong I not against Homos. cause i think Adam Lambert's cool. haha&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="360" width="460"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/BJ3H3wvcXHs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/BJ3H3wvcXHs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="360" width="460"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zfiSUnXNHJ4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zfiSUnXNHJ4&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2256765408492861926?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2256765408492861926'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2256765408492861926'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/04/handle-this-sum-41.html' title='Handle This, Sum 41'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4368750058669527535</id><published>2010-04-16T21:13:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-04-16T21:13:13.733+08:00</updated><title type='text'>California Girls, The Beach boys</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;i&gt;I wish they all could be California girls~&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;So LA was really fun, can wait for go back to the states actually. but school has started, and im kinda looking forward to it too. Week 0 was pretty weird. im still painfully tormented by that jetlagg, and now im feeling sleepy all the time. skipped supper TWICE and that sucks.. gotta catch up with all my friends soon.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Youtube's been my pal this few days while im home. and KevJumba's back. with a new iphone APP (papa Jumba).&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;back to using my iphone after 1 day of struggling with the Nokia E72. the buttons are too small -.-&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;Oh yeah! Just learned how to play United States of Eurasia on the drums. finally.. need new drumsticks pffffft&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;object height="345" width="460"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r247R4I_gD0&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r247R4I_gD0&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="345"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: left;"&gt;&lt;object height="360" width="460"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ourF7nF8P58&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ourF7nF8P58&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="460" height="360"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4368750058669527535?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4368750058669527535'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4368750058669527535'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/04/california-girls-beach-boys.html' title='California Girls, The Beach boys'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-2496719756860023415</id><published>2010-04-13T13:47:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-04-13T13:47:31.794+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Beverly Hills, Weezer</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;back from California..&amp;nbsp;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;insane holiday..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;major jetlagg..&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;seriously not ready for orientation.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;got my iphone on all morning listening to old school punk rock bands&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;took like 100000 photos,&amp;nbsp;prolly upload them soon&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;blog right after im done watching all the series I missed.&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;Girls are immature. PROVE ME WRONG&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div style="text-align: center;"&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="435"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/r3zgjVClmyE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/r3zgjVClmyE&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="435" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-2496719756860023415?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2496719756860023415'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/2496719756860023415'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/04/beverly-hills-weezer.html' title='Beverly Hills, Weezer'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4874392535051938763</id><published>2010-04-01T00:07:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-04-01T00:07:27.588+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels</title><content type='html'>Its 2 days before I leave for Orange County, and im dead bored.. i think ive watched nearly every cool movie in the world. I was watching Wrestlemania XXVI online. yep im still an avid wrestling fan. and HBKs career was ended when he lost to the undertaker in the biggest stage in wrestling, Wrestlemania.&lt;br /&gt;It was totally goddam emotional when he gave his farewell speech, and even the undertaker came out to show HBK respect.&lt;br /&gt;Goodbye Mr Wrestlemania, we will always miss your sweet chin music. (trademark)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="345" width="435"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Exbsw5ssn4I&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Exbsw5ssn4I&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="435" height="345"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now just take 2 minutes and 27 seconds of your fucking day and watch the Video.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4874392535051938763?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4874392535051938763'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4874392535051938763'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/04/heartbreak-kid-shawn-michaels.html' title='The Heartbreak Kid, Shawn Michaels'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-5652274855580404761</id><published>2010-03-26T01:23:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-03-26T01:23:56.484+08:00</updated><title type='text'>The Scientist, Coldplay</title><content type='html'>Rumors that Coldplay is coming to Singapore MIGHT be true. well i certainly hope so. One thing i really like about British bands is, they CAN sing live. examples: Muse, Keane etc&lt;br /&gt;Coldplay is one of my favourite bands. they can rack to a good hit, and play awesome soothing songs.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Today, i had &lt;i&gt;wanton mee&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;with Jon and Eugene. Its really super-awesome, and we were left boated and ready to throw up. too much awesomeness upsets the stomach, honest.&lt;br /&gt;Im using my moms iPhone, and shes using my 2 year old Nokia music phone. Darn i feel damn bad, but i cant live without music. nobody can&lt;br /&gt;Seriously cant wait to go to the US again.. everything in SGs gotten boring and expensive. I just repaired my beloved laptop yesterday, and it cost me 90 bucks just to repair my backlight. the damn &lt;i&gt;ah peks&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;at Sim Lim Square can really cheat your monehh so be careful.&lt;br /&gt;If you've read my facebooks status, you'd know i wrote how UBER cool the movie 'how to train your dragon' is. great 3D movie, great storyline, AND its not cliche. 11 bucks well spent. erm..20 bucks if you count the double cheeseburger and starbucks i sneaked in..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="430"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/jkMGf2_NKvs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/jkMGf2_NKvs&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="430" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-5652274855580404761?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5652274855580404761'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/5652274855580404761'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/03/scientist-coldplay.html' title='The Scientist, Coldplay'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-4292645609299535174</id><published>2010-03-22T01:11:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-03-22T01:11:15.252+08:00</updated><title type='text'>Somewhere only we know, Keane</title><content type='html'>HELL YEAH!&lt;br /&gt;Final score of the ManU - Liverpool clash, [2-1]&lt;br /&gt;jumped for joy when park scored.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Bruised my shin REAL bad after i tripped on my own staircase.. im telling ya, its post-match euphoria..&lt;br /&gt;got me all wobbly..&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so i spent nearly this whole sunday without my beloved itouch, eating awesome &lt;i&gt;kuay chap&lt;/i&gt;&amp;nbsp;from old airport road, before heading to the National Museum of Singapore with family to check out the Ancient Egyptian stuff on show. gots lots planned for this week. i guess i cant find a job before i head off to the US,but i gotta send my laptop for repairing, get a new itouch/iphone, visit the doctor for medical clearance. etc&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;so im gonna change a total of.... S$1200 to USD, i need to buy a new ipod: S$400, repair laptop: S$500.&lt;br /&gt;omgosh.. &amp;nbsp;money will always be a problem, and im gonna have to save massively everyday. gotta get a job during poly, and not think of getting a girlfriend for a year :o)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="435"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVOa4-JwdV8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/qVOa4-JwdV8&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="435" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-4292645609299535174?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4292645609299535174'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/4292645609299535174'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/03/somewhere-only-we-know-keane.html' title='Somewhere only we know, Keane'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2266654483384736477.post-792314115992695360</id><published>2010-03-20T01:36:00.000+08:00</published><updated>2010-03-20T01:36:44.021+08:00</updated><title type='text'>When I come around, Greenday</title><content type='html'>Yesterday on Radio channel 98.7FM, they played when I come around by greenday, and i was actually kinda 'shocked'. 1st of all its an old song (1994), 2nd, its only the 2nd time ive heard it over the radio.&lt;br /&gt;I sure brought back memories of the greenday gig.. super awesome gig that was.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Well. i was on a bus ride back from Changi Village yesterday after eating some yummy &lt;i&gt;chai tow kuay, &lt;/i&gt;when i passed by Changi General hospital. I suddenly thought of my grandmother, and how she used to always encourage me when i failed miserably at tests, and how she always picked me up when i failed. Grandma, i dedicate my good O' level results to you, and i really miss you.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;TODAY, it rained.. and rained, .... and rained.&lt;br /&gt;travelled all the darn way to Yew Tee (cant rem how to spell it) to play basketball, only for my phone to DIE, and my Itouch to get FCUKED. im really sad now actually. ive had my itouch for 2 years now. its my favourite gadget. its helped me survive long bus rides and stuff. but now, i need a job to replace it.&lt;br /&gt;*sigh&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Gosh i miss my Itouch already :'(&lt;br /&gt;&lt;object height="350" width="435"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/s1tAYmMjLdY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/s1tAYmMjLdY&amp;amp;hl=en_US&amp;amp;fs=1&amp;amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="435" height="350"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2266654483384736477-792314115992695360?l=yodathejoker.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/792314115992695360'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/2266654483384736477/posts/default/792314115992695360'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://yodathejoker.blogspot.com/2010/03/when-i-come-around-greenday.html' title='When I come around, Greenday'/><author><name>Malcolm</name><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
